Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 22°C, max - 27°C. 25% chance of at least 10mm rain
I’ve got the tennis on in the background while making dinner and all I hear from the kitchen is loud grunting and yelling.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Baku@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 22°C, max - 27°C. 25% chance of at least 10mm rain
I’ve got the tennis on in the background while making dinner and all I hear from the kitchen is loud grunting and yelling.
Looks like it’s going to be a good one. Send her down, Huey!
Wow, what a welcome home, Melbourne!!! Thank you for waiting until we had our bags in the car before unleashing the rain!
Early because I’m really tired and falling asleep
Night peoples
I need to stay awake for at least another hour. Going back to work tomorrow is a terrible, terrible idea, but I’m great at those.
Who’s got some great dad jokes for me??
I don’t have a dad joke but this made me laugh
That actually made me laugh out loud and feel it on a personal level, I love it.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
A young moth was going out into the world for the first time. When he came back, his dad asked him how it was.
“It went really well, dad”, said the young moth. “Everyone was clapping for me everywhere I went”.
SO good, thank you!
Reminds me of another moth joke …
A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?”
The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good. And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?”
And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on
A booger with a crash helmet.
Fsh
That storm was wild. Was genuinely worrying the power might go out. I need to buy a power bank that fits my phone…
Melbcat was a trooper though. Normally she hides somewhere and I leave her be. But I was able to put a baby blanket over her body and play music while rubbing her cheek, and she stayed on the bed with me. She’s on a bigger dose of Zylkene because I split larger capsules so maybe it’s helping
Weird coincidence , I just bought a power bank yesterday.
They’re very useful! I’ve got a few because of all my travels
A 10,000mah power bank should be sufficient to charge most phones 1.5-2.5 times. 10,000mah powerbanks are fairly cheap at Officeworks. The cheapest models are about $35, though I’d personally go up to the ~$50 ones and get a Belkin or Cygnet branded one, just because I have more experiences with those brands than the black and gold-esque Otto branded ones
20,000mah powerbanks are also quite widely available, and go for about $70 bucks and should be good for a days usage at least (assuming you’re chronically online and had a power guzzling phone), or even up to a week if you rationed your usage and keep it off while not in use. They are bulkier though, so it’s worth weighing up whether you think there’d be a situation you need that much power in, and if the weight and size is worth it
Regardless of what cables you currently charge your phone with, get a powerbank with USB-A, and USB-C ports. I’m still using my oldest power bank 6 years later and have upgraded phones twice since then. Back then I thought USB-C was for rich people, since my phone only had micro USB. Now I dislike USB-A cables and prefer USB-C to C cables, but I have a massage gun with a USB-C port that will only charge with an A-C cable, and my Fitbit still has a full size USB cable. Also if you’re with mates and want to let them borrow it etc, just easier
Yeah absolutely. I’ve got two solar panel power banks but they don’t have the right connection type after getting a new phone, and the adapter dongle things I bought don’t seem to work right
I’ve bought some from zyron. They’re massive capacity and really cheap. The only tradeoff is they’re not the most powerful. But you can go anker or ugreen if you need high capacity and enough power to charge something like a laptop
So steamy and hot at my place. Dismantled the Xmas tree and packed it away in a cupboard I pulled stuff out of to sort. Found a Bowser’s Castle Boss Battle Lego set that hadn’t even been opened. At some point one of the kids scribbled on the box a little bit in one corner 😠 not too badly though. Several sellers online selling it, not cheaply either. Considering selling it myself, but then the whole nonsense with scammers etc., don’t know if I can be bothered with it.
It’s dark now. Considering putting on the lights… Loving the thunder.
Rain + Bed 🖤
Rain + women’s odi cricket ❤️
Skies darkening with thunder. It’s about to go down. A rainy indoor day is just what the doctor ordered too.
Got woken up by the windy (outside!)
Goodnight all ❤️
Goodnight Fluffy fam.
So considering Baku has gone to bed, who volunteers as tribute to post the DT at midnight?
I’ll do it if no one else wants to. Will be up until then anyway as waiting on a call my from my son in Florida USA. Some good news to come from there I hope - his wife has just landed a job in Germany so I hope this call will be confirmation that they’re moving there later this year. The difficulty is extracting my son from the toils of NASA without anything too restricting in the form of confidentiality agreements. Which could impact his work options. They’ll be going anyway, but he would like to work in his field if possible.
Omg! That’s great news for his wife!! That’s so amazing! 😍
I have my fingers and toes crossed for your son! 🚀
Good luck for your son 🤞🏼
I don’t mind doing it.
Will be up watching a movie and maybe playing BG3 finally.
Aw yeah, bg3! I still haven’t made it to act 3 - partner has been playing space station 14 so no PC for me haha!
I proposed a Canberra trip to my aunt and she said maybe. One state / territory every year and they will all be ticked off in five years.
Canberra has a Costco and Aldi next to the runway.
I will go🙋 it’s on the list.
Honk Honk 🚢
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Two of every animal please.
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A bucket please chef
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Neighbourhood is shaking. That’s some thunder blasts!
Actually scared me, that one was right above me
For real, a couple sound so close!! Cat is hiding between cushions so you know it’s serious.
THUNDER! I HEAR THUNDER!!!
Go go team Australia!
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Operation empty the fridge/pantry has begun. Three flavours of fake Shapes and a tray of ginger biscuits done.
omg, this is the cutest www.reddit.com/r/Awww/…/illegally_smol_doggo/
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Sky pretty