As I get older, I noticed that around 50% of the time, if I have a slight headache, or don’t feel right or comfy for no reason (i.e. not sick), it’s because I need to poop. Even if I thought I was done for the day, sometimes there’s just some that remains that when I go for that last round, I’m suddenly 100% feeling ok and fresh.
I kinda feel like if I had one good fart, that'd really sort things out for me right now
Submitted 4 months ago by PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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scytale@lemm.ee 4 months ago
parody@lemmings.world 4 months ago
Even if I thought I was done for the day
Interesting, never a thought I’ve had… hmm, you make me wanna try keeping a journal for a week
(You know, a journal, a diarrhy)
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
How old are you? I’ve heard it said “Never trust a fart over forty” so you might want to hit the toilet for that, depending on your age.
adarza@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
“Three things to remember when you get older: Never pass up a bathroom… never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.” -Jack Nicholson (The Bucket List)
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
A good shart definitely would not sort me out right now 😭
nifty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Been awhile since you posted this OP, any luck?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I had a mediocre fart that left me wanting. But eventually I had a few shits, and I’m feeling better for now
nifty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Awww, it’s okay. Eat some beans and have some coffee, good luck for next time!
harmsy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Maybe you should try getting yourself something nice from Bad Dragon?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I feel like that might cause more of a blockage than anything
harmsy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Only if you leave it there.
Slovene@feddit.nl 4 months ago
This is shitpost, not fartpost.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
How easily one becomes the other
HatchetHaro@pawb.social 4 months ago
Take a lesson from the gays and loosen yourself up daily with a dildo.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
You clearly haven’t seen how girthy my poops are
And if you have, then I have some questions and concerns
HatchetHaro@pawb.social 4 months ago
In that case, get yourself some Bad Dragons.
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 4 months ago
Yeah, releasing a gut wrencher is the best.
jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 months ago
Blow some air up there to help it along. Like swallowing air to burp.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
simethicone
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
I feel the same way about cracking my back. Just one good loud crack and I feel like all the kinks in my back would sort themselves out.
SoupBrick@yiffit.net 4 months ago
The bigger, the better. Make sure to push really hard when one comes! You’ll be surprised what comes next!
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Now that’s some clickbait I can get behind