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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨bruhduh@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Hylactor@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just for reference, thats like a $200K watch. Patek Nautilus, ref 5980.

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    • Pilon23@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Damn that’s amazing. What can it do?

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      • CaptainPedantic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Tell the time, the date, and act as a stop watch according to the manufacturers website. My $250 watch does all that and it looks better.

        I can totally understand buying a nice/expensive watch, they look nice, the feel nice, they’re accurate, they can do cool stuff. I don’t understand buying a watch that costs more than most cars cost, especially if it only does the most basic watch features.

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      • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Instantly reduce your net worth when stolen

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Probably has a garrote wire and laser cutter.

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Money doesn’t buy taste

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Could have been $100, just as good and look the same.

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    • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How silly.

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    • Gilles_D@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      More like 100k. Maybe he’ll get the next watch with a moon phase complication… 🐺

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    • underwire212@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I see why she included it in the picture

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  • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That. That’s a human paw. That’s not a hand. That’s a fucking human paw. Where do I find someone with motherfucking human pawbs.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Greece seems like a good start.

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      • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A circular radius 500km wide centered around Izmir or the agean is the next step

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    • Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My phone is on black and white when I saw this picture. At first I thought it’s a large German shepherd.

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  • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This woman chose the bear.

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Could be a man, too

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      • krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        doubt it

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  • kemsat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Totally thought it was a dog paw at first

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  • lath@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I did think that was a dog’s paw at first… Makes sense if they’re a werewolf.

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    • loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was shocked who would out such an expensive watch on a dog for a meme and then I saw the comments lol

      I don’t wear my glasses to my defense.

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  • slampisko@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s not a full moon emoji, dammit that’s not even a half moon emoji

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🍑

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  • TragicNotCute@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The lack of hair on the knuckles is the strangest part to me.

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    • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same reason there is no hair surviving on the knees etc., it gets too much physically interaction.

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  • Kattiydid@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Here’s a would you rather! Would you rather have him be your massage therapist or be his massage therapist? No shaving or trimming or waxing is allowed in either case. If he’s your massage therapist he does a full body good deep tissue massage using forearms, fists, elbows, whatever tools need used to get the job done, not just the palms of his hands. If you’re his massage therapist, yes his body hair is long enough to accidentally tie in knots. What do you choose!?!

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    • alnitak@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m a furry, I’d be happy either way. Though if I had to pick, I’d rather be getting a massage I suppose 😋

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    • dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess getting it rather than giving it.

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And then he treats you even better.

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    • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “AWWRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoof over your head!”

      “AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoom overlooking the sea!”

      “AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuugula on your healthy salad because I know you love it!”

      “AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooster crowing in the morning 'cuz baby, I bought you a farm!”

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  • fnrir@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Especially when it’s a full moon. ;D

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