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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • pogodem0n@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wasn’t expecting to see Jeff in Lemmy of all places

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    • UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Jeff Cavaliere, right?

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      • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Correct. I just wish they pulled the camera back so that we could scope those shiny obliques.

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  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reject Monke

    Embrace Alien Cheeks

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    • smee@sosial.link ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
      👏
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  • abfarid@startrek.website ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    15,000 years in the past is absolutely not enough to go back to monke. Even just the modern homo sapiens existed for the past 150,000 years. But I suspect to expect those bros to know that is irrational.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Atlantis: The Original 15 Minute City

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  • Juice260@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Im afraid to ask what a return to monkey bro is

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some comedy trend I seen a few years back that riffs on technology and plays on a desire to return to nature.

      I mean, that’s what I thought was going on.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Some are joking less than others. Some are using it to create the Hunger Games.

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  • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re not UFOs, they’re called Puddle Jumpers

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  • casmael@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s the fake weights guy

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    • masterbaexunn@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh shit a new rabbit hole to explore. Nice.

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      • casmael@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Athlean x is the guys YouTube channel iirc something like that

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    • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, that’s Anatoly.

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      • casmael@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Bless you

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  • Knossos@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Return to monkey…

    You fight like a dairy farmer!

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You must be thinking of someone else, I am not a farmer.

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  • Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He discovers he is the monke that the return to monke Atlantian movement created.

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Working unidentified flying objects”

    I know, I know: “common usage, common usage!”

    Redundant/false acronyms just irk me a little.

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    • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They can work and be unidentified. There’s no contradictions.

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      • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How does a society build a thing it can’t identify?

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d warn them about the wraith and tell them of the glory of the P90

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is a weapon of war. It is designed to kill the enemy.

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  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m not even sure who the “return to monke” bros are at this point. It’s so covered in layers of satire by basically every political grouping that the original is lost.

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They returned to monke.

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  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When they’re UFOs from the vehicle pool they’re flying saucers. Proper UFOs have to be extraterrestrial or Soviet. Nazi UFOs count but foo fighters are all foo fighters regardless of nationality.

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  • m0darn@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I must destroy all evidence of this”

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