Return to monke

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• pogodem0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Wasn’t expecting to see Jeff in Lemmy of all places

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  • UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Jeff Cavaliere, right?

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    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Correct. I just wish they pulled the camera back so that we could scope those shiny obliques.

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Reject Monke

  Embrace Alien Cheeks

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  • smee@sosial.link ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    👏

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• abfarid@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  15,000 years in the past is absolutely not enough to go back to monke. Even just the modern homo sapiens existed for the past 150,000 years. But I suspect to expect those bros to know that is irrational.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Atlantis: The Original 15 Minute City

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• SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They’re not UFOs, they’re called Puddle Jumpers

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• Juice260@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Im afraid to ask what a return to monkey bro is

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  • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Some comedy trend I seen a few years back that riffs on technology and plays on a desire to return to nature.

    I mean, that’s what I thought was going on.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Some are joking less than others. Some are using it to create the Hunger Games.

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• casmael@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  It’s the fake weights guy

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  • masterbaexunn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Oh shit a new rabbit hole to explore. Nice.

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    • casmael@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Athlean x is the guys YouTube channel iirc something like that

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  • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No, that’s Anatoly.

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    • casmael@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Bless you

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• Knossos@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Return to monkey…

  You fight like a dairy farmer!

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You must be thinking of someone else, I am not a farmer.

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• Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  He discovers he is the monke that the return to monke Atlantian movement created.

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Working unidentified flying objects”

  I know, I know: “common usage, common usage!”

  Redundant/false acronyms just irk me a little.

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They can work and be unidentified. There’s no contradictions.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      How does a society build a thing it can’t identify?

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I’d warn them about the wraith and tell them of the glory of the P90

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is a weapon of war. It is designed to kill the enemy.

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• frezik@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I’m not even sure who the “return to monke” bros are at this point. It’s so covered in layers of satire by basically every political grouping that the original is lost.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They returned to monke.

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  When they’re UFOs from the vehicle pool they’re flying saucers. Proper UFOs have to be extraterrestrial or Soviet. Nazi UFOs count but foo fighters are all foo fighters regardless of nationality.

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• m0darn@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  “I must destroy all evidence of this”

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