Anti-vaxxers in a nutshell

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• abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And in 2006, Pluto was declared not a planet. Also in 2006, Facebook went public. Coincidence? I think not!

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  • motor_spirit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    plutocracy confirmed

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So, you’re saying for thousands of years nobody knows about Pluto. Then people suddenly start obsessively monitoring the night sky and enumerating every object they can see in a big journal. They start building bigger and bigger telescopes, blowing enormous sums of money on this seemingly pointless hobby. Then spending the most productive years of their lives sleeping through day so they can wake up in the middle of the night and count celestial objects. And then you’re telling me Pluto caused Autism?

  I think you’ve placed the cart before the horse.

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So you’re saying autism caused Pluto? 😳

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s the only conclusion that makes sense.

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• mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Remade it in a different aspect ratio for my banner, feel free to steal
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  • amon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    please make a c/spurriouscorrelations

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    • mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not sure why you’re asking me instead of OOP…

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m withholding opinion until I hear from Jenny McCarthy.

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  • madthumbs@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m just gonna hold my pinion til I see her.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      O

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• T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Correct, just like nic cage movies cause kids to drown

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• HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or did those with autism cause Pluto? Correlation does not prove causation. They weren’t able to fully connect the dots in the case of vaccines. They only saw a mere common “trend” among the research and ran with it.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As an autist, I agree. I wouldn’t be like this if it wasn’t for that damn planet space rock!

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  • madthumbs@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They should rename Pluto to Augmentin since Pluto is associated with a planet in older literature.

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• SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You at it again Andrew Wakefield?

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Okay, look. I’m tired of living a lie. I caused autism. And I’m glad.

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• intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Straw men have only ever existed on planets. There are no straw men on Pluto. Therefore, Pluto is not a planet.

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They (the anti-vaxxers) didn’t know about autism before they wete born, therefore, antivax causes autism?

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• julia@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What caused the existence of trans people?

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  • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Genetics, mostly. But socialization, culture, etc possibly. There have been trans people as long as there have been people. Some cultures were more accepting than others. I’d encourage you to check out Native American Two Spirit people for an ancient way cultures of the area perceived some kind of trans people, often in a quite positive way.

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  • cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    unix

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A lot of Autistic people are trans

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    • infinite_ass@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why do party balloons sometimes drift north?

      1. The string, they let go of it.

      2. The wind was blowing that way.

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  • Uschteinheim@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Loneliness and a high lack of self-understanding.

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Checkmate atheist

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• Uschteinheim@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image There fixed pluto for you

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I blame Percival Lowell for this. And his minion, Clyde Tombaugh.

  Then they yanked Pluto from planetary existence, to cover their tracks!

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• jlow@beehaw.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nice example for: en.wikipedia.org/…/Correlation_does_not_imply_cau…

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  • cron@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You don’t really trust this leftist liberal biased wikipedia, do you?

    (/s to be sure)

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