my ketchup ambitions have been ruined

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• YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not gonna lie, “enforcing the line between ketchup and tomato sauce” isn’t the sort of thing I’d expect the government to be into, but I guess I’m not mad about it?

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  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    BUT THAT’S ALL GOBERMENT DOES! HOLD US DOWN!

    /S JUST JOSHIN’ BROTHER, THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE COMPRISED OF CITIZENS WORKING FOR THE BETTERMENT OF ALL CITIZENS. TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE A BETTER WORLD FOR HOG CRANKING AROOOOO

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A4RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!

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  • drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I honestly feel like if this wasn’t regulated ketchup would slowly be watered down until it was just weak tomato juice.

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Doesn’t stop you from adding modified corn starch to it until it’s a weak tomato pudding. Wait, that’s what they already do.

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    [The peanut butter wars(www.marketplace.org/…/s02-2-peanut-butter-wars/)] are gonna rock your world then.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Believe it or not, right to jail.

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• Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean at that point is not a ketchup, more like a sauce , or a soup?

  Then again, anything can be soup at enough pressure and temperature

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Somehow my brain is now thinking about the temperature and pressure it takes to turn primordial soup into primordial ketchup.

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• adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  that’s called tomato sauce.

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  • misterdoctor@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve been trying to use google to understand this reference but it’s late for me, are you talking about the Heinz ad with the song “anticipation” from the 1970’s? Or is there a story i missed

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There was a ketchup “anticipation” marketing campaign?

    Suddenly a particular Foxtrot comic strip makes a lot more sense.

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    • adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      classic heinz ketchup commercials from the square screen (70s-80s) featuring carly simon’s hit song.

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• Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Definition. Catsup, ketchup, or catchup is the food prepared from one or any combination of two or more of the following optional tomato ingredients:

  Call it Katchup, or Ketsup, or “ketchup-flavored condiment”, and you’re good to go.

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can make it out of fruit other than tomatoes. A former coworker started a business and made blueberry, strawberry, and mango ketchup. The latter is a really great glaze for pork chops.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    partially gelatinated non-tomato vinegar-based toppings?

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• baggins@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tomato juice scammer

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wisconsin ketchup

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  • konalt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the word Wordington mentally flashbanged me I haven’t seen it in a year

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve never seen or heard that word, but it makes me think of X-Men.

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• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  YOU MONSTER!

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Watered tomato paste

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