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Christmas message from Batman

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If Batman were a realistic Billionaire, he’d buy Wikipedia to “set the record straight”.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If Batman were a realistic billionaire, he’d be in league with Lex Luthor.

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      • lolrightythen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I would, too. If I were a billionaire.

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  • WagnasT@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Even if he bathes every day, can you imagine how sweaty that suit must get? He probably does smell like a gym bag.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Having to cover yourself in talcum powder every time you put on that rubber suit helps with that.

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      • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Batman to Alfred every day:

        Image

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    • 474D@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Really seals in the flavor

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  • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I always thought “Robin laid an egg” was wordplay for “Robin farted”, especially because it comes after “Batman smells”.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If he laid an egg, I think he might have done more than just fart.

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      • populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        yeah i’m not googling batman scat

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    • loutr@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Robin farted

      That’s how they translated it in French so I guess you’re right

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The lady Bathman doth protest too much, methinks.

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  • madthumbs@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Joker is never ‘safely’ behind bars, and that’s a flaw of Batman but what keeps legacy villains around. Legacy villains are as important as the heroes.

    Funny meme!

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Arkham has the worst security. Why does he even send criminals there?

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      • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        arkham city is straight up cursed

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  • TechLich@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/V5u9JSnAAU4 Relevant Tom Scott

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  • shundi82@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So I take it the bells also do not jingle? :-P

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    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re correct. And also, Batman smells AMAZING.

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      • DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If guano smells amazing, then YES!

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s not very good for your skin, Bru- Batsy.

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  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/peBHp9sAbhE?si=OxS9GoJftdValvre

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have it on good authority that Batman has burrito-breath.

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But does he jingon Bell’s?

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you mean jingle bells, no. The criminals would hear him coming a mile away if he did.

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      • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No no, Haven’t you heard the song from a proper 3 year old?

        Its clearly “jingon bells”

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  • aviationeast@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes but how does he gets his batsuits cleaned without giving away his identity, I doubt its cold wash only.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Alfred has a lot of thankless jobs.

      Notice that the bat-filled cave where Batman bases his operations is suspiciously guano-free.

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  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    [youtu.be/VGDGTE9gIUg](BATMAN, NO!)

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