Christmas message from Batman

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If Batman were a realistic Billionaire, he’d buy Wikipedia to “set the record straight”.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If Batman were a realistic billionaire, he’d be in league with Lex Luthor.

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    • lolrightythen@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I would, too. If I were a billionaire.

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• WagnasT@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Even if he bathes every day, can you imagine how sweaty that suit must get? He probably does smell like a gym bag.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Having to cover yourself in talcum powder every time you put on that rubber suit helps with that.

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Batman to Alfred every day:

      Image

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  • 474D@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Really seals in the flavor

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• klemptor@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I always thought “Robin laid an egg” was wordplay for “Robin farted”, especially because it comes after “Batman smells”.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If he laid an egg, I think he might have done more than just fart.

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    • populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      yeah i’m not googling batman scat

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  • loutr@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Robin farted

    That’s how they translated it in French so I guess you’re right

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The lady Bathman doth protest too much, methinks.

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• madthumbs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Joker is never ‘safely’ behind bars, and that’s a flaw of Batman but what keeps legacy villains around. Legacy villains are as important as the heroes.

  Funny meme!

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Arkham has the worst security. Why does he even send criminals there?

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    • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      arkham city is straight up cursed

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• TechLich@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  youtu.be/V5u9JSnAAU4 Relevant Tom Scott

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• shundi82@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So I take it the bells also do not jingle? :-P

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  • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You’re correct. And also, Batman smells AMAZING.

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    • DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If guano smells amazing, then YES!

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s not very good for your skin, Bru- Batsy.

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• 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  youtu.be/peBHp9sAbhE?si=OxS9GoJftdValvre

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  But does he jingon Bell’s?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If you mean jingle bells, no. The criminals would hear him coming a mile away if he did.

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    • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No no, Haven’t you heard the song from a proper 3 year old?

      Its clearly “jingon bells”

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• aviationeast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yes but how does he gets his batsuits cleaned without giving away his identity, I doubt its cold wash only.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Alfred has a lot of thankless jobs.

    Notice that the bat-filled cave where Batman bases his operations is suspiciously guano-free.

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  [youtu.be/VGDGTE9gIUg](BATMAN, NO!)

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