I suspect superpowered cancer is the most likely outcome.
Jumping in would either give you superpowers or cancer
Submitted 3 days ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 days ago
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 days ago
So this is… The Deadpool?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 days ago
maybe but I’d think deadpool would glow more if this were his origin…
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 days ago
Meanwhile in Germany, you can’t clean your car in your own driveway because it could pollute the soil, with a fine up to €50k
pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz 3 days ago
Faith in humanity restored
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I’m going to show off my freedom and wash my car daily in the driveway.
That’s how this works right?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Whaaaat
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 days ago
it’s mainly to avoid polluting the groundwater, environmental laws are strict and people tend to stick to the rules (and will call the police on you if you don’t)
Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Ich bin stolz auf sie
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 3 days ago
That guy transcended the scouts program
d00ery@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I like the radioactive grain effect on the photos.
ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Didn’t I just see this yesterday
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 3 days ago
Maybe you need 350 carbon monoxide alarms!
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 days ago
This was posted yesterday. If you’re gonna repost don’t do it 15 hours later.
cobysev@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I love that the photo is grainy, as if there’s so much radiation in the air that he can’t get a clear picture of it.
SkidFace@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It’s a funny detail :D
butttttt americium-241 from smoke detectors are primarily alpha emitters, so the air, the sludge itself, and the camera lens would shield the camera’s sensors from being noticeably exposed :3
remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
However, an exposed camera sensor and a bit of americium is an interesting way to create a decent random number generator.