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Jumping in would either give you superpowers or cancer

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨sjmarf@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • cobysev@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love that the photo is grainy, as if there’s so much radiation in the air that he can’t get a clear picture of it.

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    • SkidFace@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a funny detail :D

      butttttt americium-241 from smoke detectors are primarily alpha emitters, so the air, the sludge itself, and the camera lens would shield the camera’s sensors from being noticeably exposed :3

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      • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        However, an exposed camera sensor and a bit of americium is an interesting way to create a decent random number generator.

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I suspect superpowered cancer is the most likely outcome.

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So this is… The Deadpool?

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      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        maybe but I’d think deadpool would glow more if this were his origin…

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  • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Meanwhile in Germany, you can’t clean your car in your own driveway because it could pollute the soil, with a fine up to €50k

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    • pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Faith in humanity restored

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      • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m going to show off my freedom and wash my car daily in the driveway.

        That’s how this works right?

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Whaaaat

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      • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        it’s mainly to avoid polluting the groundwater, environmental laws are strict and people tend to stick to the rules (and will call the police on you if you don’t)

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ich bin stolz auf sie

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anyone who would be like “why would you need 350 smoke detectors?” and it’s like motherfucker, have you never conducted an all-smoke-detector-orchestra?

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  • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hahn

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    • passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That guy transcended the scouts program

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  • d00ery@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like the radioactive grain effect on the photos.

    allthatsinteresting.com/chernobyl-elephant-foot

    www.nature.com/articles/s41598-021-92195-y

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  • ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Didn’t I just see this yesterday

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    • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe you need 350 carbon monoxide alarms!

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This was posted yesterday. If you’re gonna repost don’t do it 15 hours later.

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