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Blue shells in mario cart are communist propaganda
Balatro is rated PEGI-18 and Among Us inspires disgruntled people with medical needs. What other video games have been secretly eroding the very fabric of American society?
Submitted 4 days ago by BmeBenji@lemm.ee to gaming@beehaw.org
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shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
Vodulas@beehaw.org 4 days ago
Balatro is E for everyone 10+ in freedom ratings. We don’t give any shits about gambling imagery over here (Yes, I know balatro is not gambling and the PEGI rating is BS).
BmeBenji@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Good Christian Americans would never go anywhere near gambling or gambling paraphernalia.
Vodulas@beehaw.org 4 days ago
What about if you’re gambling for Jesus?
frezik@midwest.social 4 days ago
Lol
VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
You wouldn’t roll a dice!
Commiunism@beehaw.org 3 days ago
Disco Elysium features communism and communists (bad) but also has a couple of homosexuals (a secret cabal of organized people dead-set on destroying the ideals of nuclear family) as characters. I’d suggest you guys avoid the game at all costs, it’s too dangerous.
toxicbubble420@beehaw.org 4 days ago
Crash Bandicoot got me hooked on crystals
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
Final Fantasy
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Tetris is Russian propaganda that teaches children doing good work is pointless as it will just be taken away and you’ll be forced to do it again until you do it half assed.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Satisfactory promotes a good work ethic, no problem here.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
Streamlining and optimizing work, fixing technical debt and killing bugs. Yup, looks good
RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 days ago
Minecraft has subliminal woke propaganda (there are splashes that appear on the title screen, some of them being pro-LGBTQ+)
There is also a really huge proportion of Minecraft modders that are trans which may be because of the woke subliminal messaging
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
ironic given how transphobic and homophobic notch is.
Midnitte@beehaw.org 3 days ago
Him selling it was probably the best thing to happen to Minecraft.
Imagine if JK Rolling didn’t just license Harry Potter, but actually sold the IP
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Diablo 3 had a rainbow in it somewhere, clearly woke garbage.
VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Harvest Moon teaches that everybody can own land and live a good life self-sustainable off of his own work.
lime@feddit.nu 4 days ago
carmageddon got a sequel a few years ago and nobody batted an eye. kinda makes you miss the old days.
Exec@pawb.social 4 days ago
What other video games have been secretly eroding the very fabric of American society?
You do realise that PEGI stands for Pan European Game Information, right?
BmeBenji@lemm.ee 4 days ago
I think you might have missed that this question is sarcastic and the intent was to prompt stupid interpretations of video games. i.e. Mario Kart is communist because it only gives the lower class (losers) access to the deadliest weapon (the blue shell) in order to take out the upper class (the leader)
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 3 days ago
Pokémon taught children everywhere that if they enter strangers’ houses without warning, the strangers might randomly give them useful objects that help them in life.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
See: every RPG ever.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Super Mario Bros promotes the consumption of psychedelics.
30p87@feddit.org 4 days ago
Tip: Don’t post when you’re high.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 10 hours ago
Nah they’re the best kinds of post
30p87@feddit.org 8 hours ago
I figured as much now.
I was high myself as I commented this.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
Someone hid the sharpies from them.
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 3 days ago
The Sims. It’s an affront to God that a human gets to play God if they’re not a billionaire or religious Christian leader.
Spore. That game is another affront to God because it teaches the harmful idea that creatures can change through evolution, which goes against God because He created all creatures and they have never ever changed and obviously look the exact same as they did when he created the Earth 6k years ago.
Mortal Kombat on SNES. Hilary Clinton said it’s a super realistic violent video game and since then there has never been anything near as violent. That game is the most violent game to ever exist and there is nothing that will ever top it.
And finally, the worst game of all:
/S
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 days ago
Remember, No Russian.
SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 4 days ago
I Was A Teenage Exocolonist
skooma_king@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Definitely not Rust. Very wholesome game.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 10 hours ago
I can’t find that one story where a guy was having a lot of fun being kidnapped. They roleplayed for like an hour.
skooma_king@lemm.ee 8 hours ago
Might have been Reksmore. They added handcuffs and a headbag recently. For wholesome adventures, of course.
Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
It was definitely the first persistent survival game that taught me I don’t have the time or energy for that genre.
drspod@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
Night Trap
Etterra@discuss.online 3 days ago
Your moral panic isn’t welcome here.
DdCno1@beehaw.org 3 days ago
I think you’re missing a joke here.
BmeBenji@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Yup
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 10 hours ago
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