Deal-breaker

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• disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …learn…Quagmire…impression…

  Got it.

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  • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He got shit on for being inaccurate, not the sexual stuff. She was a keeper and he fucked up bad on someone who automatically gets a ring. Shame.

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Giggity giggity

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• funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I remember a girl telling me once of an experience with a guy for whom it was his first time, and to ease his nerves he kept doing family guy quotes and impressions.

  Since hearing that story I’ve never felt inadequate in bed.

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    family guy quotes and impressions.

    Just so long as he didn’t do an impression of Stewie seeing a vagina for the first time…

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  • cobalt32@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have a friend who did this exact same thing his first time. Maybe it’s more common than one might think.

    By chance, is the girl’s name Ivy?

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He’s been boning his way across the country feeding girls this first time story

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, I think Sarah. This was in the MySpace days tho

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Look, she still had a good time, all right!?

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can tell it’s fake because it’s a woman voluntarily telling a man what’s bothering her.

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• undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It annoys me her name isn’t capitalized. I’ve been noticing this problem a lot lately at work too.

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A lot of languages don’t capitalize names, or anything English speakers consider a “proper noun”. English may not be their first language or their native tongue.

    I think even some English speaking cultures don’t capitalize proper nouns.

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    • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, I’m referencing documentation I know for a fact is written by native speakers as well as some internal communications.

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  • frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    [deleted]

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    • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, the overall problem of people writing like shit.

      Sue me

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You know, you’re lucky you’re good at 🎺 my 🎺 or I’d never put up with ya. You know what I’m talking about, when you 🎺 lubed-up 🎺 toothpaste in my 🎺 while you 🎺 on a cherry 🎺 Episcopalian 🎺 extension cord 🎺 wetness 🎺 with a parking ticket, that is the best.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t follow

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    • mpa92643@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This may help

      youtu.be/24ib5pMkprY?t=95

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• youstolemyname@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Taurus You will never find true happiness What you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you’ll wake up Do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep

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• Carvex@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  pulling beads on a string off screen

  You know what this is…the kids don’t know but we do…

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• Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He hehehehehehehe’d when he should have giggity’d.

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