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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So 412 is the limit. Good to know.

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    • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      412… and a half?

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      • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I wouldn’t push it. Wait for half an hour if you’re still hungry.

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      • sourov@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Then you would be half paralysed.

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  • ownsauce@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Satire

    www.snopes.com/…/413-chicken-nuggets-eaten/

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    • moon@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ya know some things just are better not being fact checked, don’t ruin the vibe

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      • babybus@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh no, we ruined cum.

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    • RangerJosie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are you proud of yourself? You ruined it.

      I hope you step on a lego every time you get out of bed. Twice. For the rest of your life.

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      • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There are plenty other wacko ways people got themselves in the hospital if that’s your kink. The one with the girl that overdosed on gummies because she wanted spicy food was fun.

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    • crazybrain@lemmy.spacestation14.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So the limit is actually more than 413?

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      • ownsauce@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes.

        My doctor recommended a pre-emptive supository for the inevitable constipation tho.

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  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How does that work?

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You just eat 412 and instead of stopping, you have one more.

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      • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No, like, what kind of sauce?

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  • pickman_model@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thoughts and prayers. Mostly thoughts, with a few prayers here and there.

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  • steventhedev@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think we finally figure out how to not poop for three days

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    • DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A true historical reference

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      • steventhedev@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I mean, it is shit posting

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh that’s easy. Eat a lot of corn, but eat it like a duck

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Steven Segal?

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey Siri, what’s the LD50 for chicken nuggets?

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Amazing

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  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This number will never not haunt me, for better and for worse.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tonight I feel like eating 413 chicken nuggets

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    • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or at least one for each electoral vote.

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  • fubarx@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    413 is amateur hour.

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