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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So 412 is the limit. Good to know.

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    412… and a half?

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    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t push it. Wait for half an hour if you’re still hungry.

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    • sourov@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Then you would be half paralysed.

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• ownsauce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Satire

  www.snopes.com/…/413-chicken-nuggets-eaten/

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  • moon@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    ya know some things just are better not being fact checked, don’t ruin the vibe

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    • babybus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Oh no, we ruined cum.

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  • RangerJosie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Are you proud of yourself? You ruined it.

    I hope you step on a lego every time you get out of bed. Twice. For the rest of your life.

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    • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      There are plenty other wacko ways people got themselves in the hospital if that’s your kink. The one with the girl that overdosed on gummies because she wanted spicy food was fun.

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  • crazybrain@lemmy.spacestation14.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So the limit is actually more than 413?

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    • ownsauce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yes.

      My doctor recommended a pre-emptive supository for the inevitable constipation tho.

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• Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How does that work?

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You just eat 412 and instead of stopping, you have one more.

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    • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No, like, what kind of sauce?

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• pickman_model@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Thoughts and prayers. Mostly thoughts, with a few prayers here and there.

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• steventhedev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I think we finally figure out how to not poop for three days

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  • DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A true historical reference

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    • steventhedev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I mean, it is shit posting

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oh that’s easy. Eat a lot of corn, but eat it like a duck

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Steven Segal?

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hey Siri, what’s the LD50 for chicken nuggets?

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Amazing

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• A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This number will never not haunt me, for better and for worse.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Tonight I feel like eating 413 chicken nuggets

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  • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Or at least one for each electoral vote.

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• fubarx@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  413 is amateur hour.

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