When you are touching a mushroom, you are touching the fungi penis
Magic Beneath The Forests
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
In the future scientists will have versions of doom that run on trees with mycological network multiplayer options.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
More like an ad-hoc endocrine system then any kind of speech. Honestly don’t really like how that mechanism is portrayed as speech. Certainly it helped the person who figured it out sell a lot of books, but it’s quite the misnomer.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
i wish they’d at least compare it to a computer network instead, there’s no intelligence, just information being passed along.
gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
After all, it’s only intelligence when I do it.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Plugging a book i liked…The Hidden Life of Trees by Peter Wohlleben.
Made me look at trees and forests a whole new way.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Imagine the first time a tree gets to talk to the other trees. Like, it talks to itself for a decade or two before someone touches it and now it can hear dozens of voices.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
kind of like your genital situation
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
honestly it’s less magic and more cosmic horror, fungi are literally the source of most of the organic decay we’re used to (especially rotting trees), and the fact that they effectively are the ground in many places is not in any way magical because aaaaaaa
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’ve got bad news for you about magic.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
In any case, I’m willing to put it in my mouth.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 10 months ago
Only the edible one please.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 months ago
No matter how many times & how much times I think of this Im in aww.
Such neat & smart package delivery system with it’s own power and agenda.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 10 months ago
God damn symbiotes!
friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 10 months ago
I wonder how fungi are perceiving and responding to climate change. I bet they’re aware, maybe have been for a long time
Teppichbrand@feddit.org 10 months ago
Fantastic Fungi, great documentary!
toynbee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This sounds like someone quoting the movie Phenomenon.
MunkyNutts@lemmy.world 10 months ago
and sometimes they help me speak to trees.
nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
LOL
You can always talk to trees though. You need the fungi to hear what the trees are saying.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Made me laugh