It's the spherical chicken of legend! Somebody get the frictionless vacuum!

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So it’s obvious why it crossed the frictionless road. It’s not like it could change it’s mind on the middle.

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  • leftzero@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The road being frictionless is irrelevant unless it’s also in a vacuum.

    Chickens are not very good fliers, sure, but even this spherical chicken could probably manage a short flight to whichever side of the road it pleased.

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    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If we assume the ground is frictionless, I’d assume we’re assuming no air resistance, just to make it easy

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• hellfire103@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Girl’s literally V = ⁴/₃πr³

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• jjagaimo@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

  Borb (not mine)

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• MalditoBarbudo@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wow, my physics teacher was right!! You really can assume a chicken is a perfect sphere!! Now is easier to calculate volume assuming pi is 5.78.

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  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Chicken pot pi

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• quinkin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No wonder they were Angry Birds.

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• MonkRome@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If that is real, it is in pain. Overfed chickens typically spend the last ~month of their life in pain. I left ve chicken, but what we have done to get bigger yields is pretty gross.

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s looks photoshopped, but the original was probably mid fluffing themselves up. They can get pretty round after they get up and shake the dust out of themselves.

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  • GrammarPolice@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They die anyways. It doesn’t matter

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    • Redfox8@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So do you

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Assume spherical chicken

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s a butter ball

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• DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Borb

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• blindbunny@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She needs heat she’s cold 🥶🔴🐔

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Honest McDonald’s ad in so many ways… Mutated chickens and fat customers.

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• brianary@startrek.website ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I guess the chicken and egg may have appeared at the same time.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Butterball.

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• sunoc@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The body is round, the short legs aren’t made for distance.

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• 10_0@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Squish

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cicero

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    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lipschitz!

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• Rin@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The embodiment of ok mate wanker

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• 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That bird’s gonna pop like the one in Shrek

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• kapitol@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Both the chicken and the egg.

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• Mobiledecay@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s not real. 😂

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• WhyFlip@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Costco, “woody”, chicken

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• 10_0@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Football

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