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• eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  TIL that my vagina evolved before bees…

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  • pocketman_stuck@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    TIL I am a fly

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    • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They made a movie about you (and me) then!

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Okay, let’s see… tallest… building… with roof access… near me…

      Okay guys I’ll be right back.

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  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Rotting flesh? … You should probably go to a doctor

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    • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Twist: she is a corpse

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  • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So I went and had a quick look and you are not wrong. Let’s say that vulvas appeared with mammals. Mammals (well, the modern-ish kind of mammals) evolved about 250 millions of years ago en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_mammals

    Bees “only” 120m years ago news.wsu.edu/…/bees-likely-evolved-from-ancient-s…

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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    TIL that @eestileib@sh.itjust.works is over 120 million years old

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s… that’s not how it’s supposed to be.

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  • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Girl get you some metrogel…

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• OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So after we kill off all the bees then… not all of the flowers will die, is one conclusion we can take from this? :-|

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  • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Just the ones that we need for food, no biggie /s

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    • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      According to some time travelers (allusion to HG Wells The Time Machine), we’ll simply start eating humans.

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  • flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well, the problem then is that we’re not only killing off all the bees but also other pollinators. Although, many plant species are also wind-pollinated and/or wind-dispersed. But good luck feeding all human life with this small selection of species only…

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      We will have to make meat based plant alternatives.

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  • unrelatedkeg@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yup, just the ones that don’t produce fruit and mell like rotting flesh…

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    • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      So, there’s that then, to look forward to… :-|

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• fireweed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Magnolias have entered the chat

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If it’s easier to attract flies with honey than it is with vinegar, how come flies don’t be trying to go after beehives? 🤔

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  • Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Maybe its the dung and corpse flies they are after

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• Screamium@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Asimina triloba, aka Pawpaws. The hill-billy banana!

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