And then, because cranberries are horrible to eat, they make products from them and spike them with ungodly amounts of sugar. Then they lobby the FDA to make exceptions for them to not report “added sugars” since cranberry products are “basically the same as blueberries, bro”
I know too much about them and their destructive practices, they’re assholes. Have a nice day.
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 3 days ago
But then when the bogs get flooded for harvest, the wolf spiders have nowhere to go that’s not water, so the people who are harvesting cranberries are like tall islands of refuge, so they swarm to the humans for safety, so the humans are covered in friendly happy relieved wolf spiders <3
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
There’s a man in the hole and a spider on the man and a frog on the spider in the bog down in the valley-o!
Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Is this meant to be sung to the cadence of one of Tom Bombadil’s songs? I dunno why that’s just what felt right when I read it.