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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  • wake up
  • grab a brush put a little make up
  • cry when angels deserve to die

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why’d cicadas put the keys upon the table, though?

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    • panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They wanted to

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  • Routhinator@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not sure how I feel about Cicada Chop Suey

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t think you trust

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• NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The “screaming” is their version of flirting. They’ve been buried a long time, and they don’t have much time to get their groove on.

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  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah the sounds of nature are 90% “ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?”, 5% “ANYONE GOT FOOD?!”, and 5% “OH SHIT / THAT’S DANGEROUS!”

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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      you forgot “THIS IS MY PLACE, FUCK RIGHT OFF”

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    • aport@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If something is making noise it’s either “fuck me” or “fuck off”

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    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I like “WHERE DA HOES AT?!?!?!”

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cicadas should learn a thing or two with fireflies, gotta know how stimulate those girls visually

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    • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For cicadas their screaming is basically 100% “ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?”

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  they were elaborating for 4 weeks, didn’t you hear?

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• wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They also pee constantly

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  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you were asleep for 17 years, you’d need a piss, too.

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    • Xephonian@retrolemmy.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Austin Powers can relate.

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• KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i love how we still have no fucking idea how they manage to wait for 17 years exactly, we know why they do, it’s obvious, but how they do it is just fucking magic.

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• nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t they also have to fuck at some point in those 4 weeks?

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s mostly why they’re screaming

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• AsudoxDev@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Higurashi: When They Cry

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• crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  this one is better than bees;

  honey nut cheerio

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• BitingChaos@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Picture unrelated…

  That looks like the species that shows up every year.

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just because our trees scream in the summer doesn’t mean you have to make fun of the bugs.

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• cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can relate.

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