The “screaming” is their version of flirting. They’ve been buried a long time, and they don’t have much time to get their groove on.
AAAAAAAAAA
Submitted 11 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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NABDad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah the sounds of nature are 90% “ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?”, 5% “ANYONE GOT FOOD?!”, and 5% “OH SHIT / THAT’S DANGEROUS!”
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
you forgot “THIS IS MY PLACE, FUCK RIGHT OFF”
aport@programming.dev 11 months ago
If something is making noise it’s either “fuck me” or “fuck off”
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I like “WHERE DA HOES AT?!?!?!”
ICastFist@programming.dev 11 months ago
Cicadas should learn a thing or two with fireflies, gotta know how stimulate those girls visually
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
For cicadas their screaming is basically 100% “ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?”
expatriado@lemmy.world 11 months ago
they were elaborating for 4 weeks, didn’t you hear?
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
They also pee constantly
frezik@midwest.social 11 months ago
If you were asleep for 17 years, you’d need a piss, too.
Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 11 months ago
Austin Powers can relate.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
i love how we still have no fucking idea how they manage to wait for 17 years exactly, we know why they do, it’s obvious, but how they do it is just fucking magic.
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Don’t they also have to fuck at some point in those 4 weeks?
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s mostly why they’re screaming
AsudoxDev@programming.dev 11 months ago
Higurashi: When They Cry
crawancon@lemm.ee 11 months ago
this one is better than bees;
honey nut cheerio
BitingChaos@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Picture unrelated…
That looks like the species that shows up every year.
Etterra@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just because our trees scream in the summer doesn’t mean you have to make fun of the bugs.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I can relate.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why’d cicadas put the keys upon the table, though?
panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
They wanted to
Routhinator@startrek.website 11 months ago
Not sure how I feel about Cicada Chop Suey
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t think you trust