The “screaming” is their version of flirting. They’ve been buried a long time, and they don’t have much time to get their groove on.
AAAAAAAAAA
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NABDad@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah the sounds of nature are 90% “ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?”, 5% “ANYONE GOT FOOD?!”, and 5% “OH SHIT / THAT’S DANGEROUS!”
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
you forgot “THIS IS MY PLACE, FUCK RIGHT OFF”
aport@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
If something is making noise it’s either “fuck me” or “fuck off”
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Cicadas should learn a thing or two with fireflies, gotta know how stimulate those girls visually
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
For cicadas their screaming is basically 100% “ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?”
expatriado@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
they were elaborating for 4 weeks, didn’t you hear?
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
They also pee constantly
frezik@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
If you were asleep for 17 years, you’d need a piss, too.
Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 3 weeks ago
Austin Powers can relate.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
i love how we still have no fucking idea how they manage to wait for 17 years exactly, we know why they do, it’s obvious, but how they do it is just fucking magic.
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Don’t they also have to fuck at some point in those 4 weeks?
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s mostly why they’re screaming
AsudoxDev@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Higurashi: When They Cry
crawancon@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
this one is better than bees;
honey nut cheerio
BitingChaos@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Picture unrelated…
That looks like the species that shows up every year.
Etterra@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just because our trees scream in the summer doesn’t mean you have to make fun of the bugs.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I can relate.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why’d cicadas put the keys upon the table, though?
panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
They wanted to
Routhinator@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
Not sure how I feel about Cicada Chop Suey
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t think you trust