Basic bitches amirite
Pumpkin Spice Greenies. As in the dog treats. That is all.
Submitted 2 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 months ago
pooberbee@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
My dog goes nuts for pumpkin puree, but hates greenies, so I dunno
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, but pumpkin spice has no pumpkin in it.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s because it would more accurately be called pumpkin pie spice, since it’s based on the spices that go into a pumpkin pie. I guess it’s just too many words for the general public to comprehend.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 months ago
There’s dogs. The flavor they like is “butthole”.
dingus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My mom’s dog goes nuts when she finds tissues coated in boogers in the trashcan or if she finds underwear that has been worn for a day. She acts like she’s at an all you can eat buffet.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I had a puppy that specifically ate the crotch of all my underpants in the laundry. She was pooping out ladybugs and tye dye for days.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My dogs insist on eating their own eye boogers when I clean them, so that doesn’t shock me.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m told they also quite enjoy testicles, but my boy came to us without them.
Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 2 months ago
hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Dogs love pumpkin. Dogs love cinnamon.
xpinchx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fr my dog loses her shit over pumpkin and greenies she will love these.
Zorque@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dogs hate grapes.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Honestly this is pretty funny. As long as they didn’t remove the dog version of crack from these, 25% off sounds good too.
holycrap@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Now that thar is just dogtrination
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
and so it begins
Zip2@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I really do believe that dog people are just fucking weird.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m certainly fucking weird, but I was fucking weird before I got any dogs.
3ntranced@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Who is this “weird” you all are referring to?
JoShmoe@ani.social 2 months ago
The indoctrination of man’s best friend.
ThePantser@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think this “flavor” scent is intended for humans to enjoy. So your dogs breath smells like something the human likes.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Now I am curious what it tastes like for the dog. Most dogs love pumpkin.
bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t know if they work better on dogs, but from personal experience, there is simply no amount of Greenies that can improve my cats’ breath.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe it’s more about their farts and shit?