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Pizza! Pizza!

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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨return2ozma@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Zoldyck@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the most pro-capitalism meme I’ve seen in a while.

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    • return2ozma@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Get your pizza from a local pizza farm instead.

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      • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        thin-crust oven-baked hand-tossed organic gluten-free farm-fresh free-range vegan locally-grown pizza for me, thx

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  • 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah, can’t be fat.

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    • modifier@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Conversely, store precious calories while we can?

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    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Should the meme be true, this is the most responsible route. On the flip side, pizza may become scarce, so enjoy it while it lasts.

      This is a fucked up choose your own adventure game.

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      • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pizza dough is super easy to make.

        The hardest part will be securing a cheese source and dairy free cheese source for my wife.

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    • wondrous_strange@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just do drugs

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      • 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s good advice tbh

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    • SpaghettiYeti@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Getting fat now means longer hold out for the start before you need to venture out

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    • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Rule #1: Cardio

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Speak for yourself.

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  • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m allergic to it 😔

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    • Crikeste@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s gotta be some greasy comfort food you aren’t allergic to, homie. What about a fat stack of taquitos? Or 20 chicken nuggets all to yourself?

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      • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Taquitos are a go. I’m allergic to wheat and cows milk. Basically Italian food is out entirely (tragic I know)

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    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      to what part?

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      • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        See my other reply

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  • cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I just watched A Quiet Place Day One last night, and now this pops up on my feed. Is Lemmy tracking my activity?

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, but I am.

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  • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m on the brink of collapse so I eat crab Rangoon.

    (jk I can’t afford crab rangoon)

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    People gunna be flabbergasted when we still kickin it 30 years from now and eating pizza had no consequence.

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  • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    it ain’t a bad day if I can have pizza

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  • NegativeInf@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is how I feel about Little Caesars.

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  • Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/npa8qUNEIFY here’s a catchy song

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