Submitted 5 weeks ago by Tixanou@lemm.ee to [deleted]
Please don’t ask why I need this.
The food has to be something I can easily find.
It all comes full circle. Like a toilet bowl. My first day on Lemmy was the don’t ask why, but I need to not shit for 3 days post. And here we are. So much culture in only a year.
There is a pattern forming. It may take a couple of years to get more data, but we can figure this out.
We now have an activity that happens once a year where people need to eat and shit as much as possible.
Ok, see ya next year.
Jack Link’s beef stick & cheese, sasquatch size. You’re going to need at least 6 per day to get over 1600 calories but it’s going to be nearly 3x recommended sodium for the day so be sure to drink lots of water.
If you manage to poop at any time during those three days you deserve a medal.
thanks man
Wait, the title says “while” pooping? OK, don’t eat meat and cheese.
I misread it earlier as “without”
You risk Kidney stones with that Sodium. I don’t know what toilet horrors you and your butthole face that have driven you to this point, but heed my warning, kidney stones really fucking hurt.
Yay! Poop challenges are back again!
The good ol’ times…
Why do you need this?
You’ve seen the movie the ring? And two girls 1 cup? Mix them both together.
Add Johny Cash and it becomes a burning ring of fire
3lbs of cashews, eat one pound each day, shit will flow
If you want volume, go for as much veggies as you can. Try 4 large potatoes and a lb of black beans per day.
Gas station roller grill taquitos, a 5lb bag of Haribo sugar-free gummy bears, and a case of bottled water.
Start with the taquitos, then eat the gummy bears a handful at a time. You’ll know when to switch to water.
Whatever mizu did, do the opposite.
How easy would it be for you to find (natural) laxatives? ChatGPT names Prunes and Kiwis, Broccoli, Almonds and Walnuts, Yogurt (the white non-sweet kind would be best)
Basically the above is just a who’s who of healthy dieting if you ask me lol. If you need high caloric density for the “eating as much as possible” part just go for anything high in fat and or sugar. Nutella would check both boxes but this is really not recommendable from a health perspective obviously.
Competitive eaters like Beard Meats Food would just chug on double cream if they wanted to get as many calories down as possible. The only “problem” there is that it doesn’t make for a very entertaining video.
Whatever you do don’t eat large bags of Almonds. I don’t think you’d survive the pain on day 3. If you have some way to anesthetize your anus - then I would suggest that.
Haribo sugarless gummy bears have a strong laxative effect. I’d say that’s a pretty strong contender
Training for No Poop November I see. I bet I’ll make it the entire month next time.
Yellow dragonfruit, refried beans/hummus
Dried prunes, apples and pears have, I believe, the highest poop to volume ratio of any food.
Rice and beans.
Clean yourself out with a laxative. Like a colonoscopy prep. Safely. Then eat only high protein, low residue foods. Look them up. Should be as close to good as possible. No poop already in process, slow moving food after. Won’t be comfortable, but you should make it.
Prunes. Nothing but prunes.
fruit smoothie, first thing in the morning. buckle up …
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
This is an epically old callback, by Lemmy standards.
Nutteman@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
First time I’ve had a flashback here. A little surreal
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Is your username a good place reference?
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Yup.
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