Seal of Approval

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• Kalkaline@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This was hilarious, but leave the wildlife alone, but especially seals. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_finger

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  • Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or… You know… Contract Seal Finger and donate your amputated finger to science. Win/win

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    • BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, then we could maybe figure out what is the microbial cause of seal finger. But seriously, how do we not know what causes seal finger? Can’t they just culture it from a seal at an aquarium??

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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Holy fuck, I thought this was a joke comment. TIL seal finger is a thing.

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• TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Still adorable

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What a dick!

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• watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  he obviously doesn’t know

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If we go pet him we can make it go away. And we know seal fur is really soft!

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• Lisk91@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yet this message is in all caps.

    “I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.”

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    “I HELPED MY UNCLE JACK OFF A HORSE.”

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I have a cramp in my chest and this made me laugh which made my chest hurt

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Maybe someone who isn’t very good at straight lines was trying to draw a heart on him.

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• cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Do you know what commas are?

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They come and go, they come and go.

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  • Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The kids think commas are cheugy.

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    • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Commas are out; semicolons are in.

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