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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Kalkaline@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This was hilarious, but leave the wildlife alone, but especially seals. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_finger

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    • Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or… You know… Contract Seal Finger and donate your amputated finger to science. Win/win

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      • BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, then we could maybe figure out what is the microbial cause of seal finger. But seriously, how do we not know what causes seal finger? Can’t they just culture it from a seal at an aquarium??

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      • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Holy fuck, I thought this was a joke comment. TIL seal finger is a thing.

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  • TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Still adorable

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What a dick!

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  • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    he obviously doesn’t know

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If we go pet him we can make it go away. And we know seal fur is really soft!

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  • Lisk91@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yet this message is in all caps.

      “I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.”

      versus

      “I HELPED MY UNCLE JACK OFF A HORSE.”

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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have a cramp in my chest and this made me laugh which made my chest hurt

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe someone who isn’t very good at straight lines was trying to draw a heart on him.

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you know what commas are?

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They come and go, they come and go.

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    • Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The kids think commas are cheugy.

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      • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Commas are out; semicolons are in.

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