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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Nougat@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    #NeutrinoMale

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    • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So practically no integration with any human being?!

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      • Nougat@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You're goddamned right.

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      • bitfucker@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You mean interaction right? …right?

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      • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hermit life

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    • GammaGames@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      😔

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  • moody@lemmings.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about z-ray? It’s two more than x-ray.

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    • SpaghettiYeti@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

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      • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since”

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  • zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can I be a zeta male? I’m not even male, I just think zeta is a cool Greek letter.

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ok we’ll call you Zeta Jones from now on

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    • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If zea started on T, you would be zeta already

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      • zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s why I take a T blocker 😎

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  • recklessengagement@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is clearly evidence that Jimmy Neutron is the peak male form

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    • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He does have the most penetration power according to this source…

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  • aaa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    idiot here. can someone explain to me how come neutrons can’t penetrate concrete compared to lead.

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    • mouserat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Another idiot here who found this answer interesting: quora.com/Why-is-concrete-the-best-shield-for-neu…

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      • aaa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        that’s very interesting, thanks.

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Neutrons need something that provides them with lots of chances to have interactions. Water is good too. What blocks neutrons may not block gamma and vise versa. To block neutrons and high energy particles like cosmic rays that actually have mass to them you need something like a crash barrier.

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same. Aren’t neutrons capable of crossing the entire planet unless they directly colide with another particle?

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      • Admetus@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I reckon you’re thinking of the neutrino which rarely interacts with matter.

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      • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I believe you’re thinking of neutrinos

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you throw a ball at a brick wall it will bounce. If you tire a ball into a ball put it will be slowed down and stop

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  • the_tab_key@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about couches?

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    • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They can only be penetrated by JD-rays

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      • SGforce@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sounds like mediocre BBQ sauce

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Proof that alpha males can’t hit themselves out of a wet paper bag.

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  • GayHitler420@lemy.lol ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Uhm… Putin uses the n-word…

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about sigma waves?

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  • mihor@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The premise is wrong. Alpha particles are thicc, so one should say that alpha males have thicc d**ks. 😎

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