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• scytale@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s funny when people are asked what animal they want to be if they had a choice and they go for some alpha predator. I always say I choose to be a house cat. It’s even better than a dog, because as a cat you can just mind your own business and not even show affection to your owners and they’ll love you for it.

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  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When I think of whales holding their breath for hours, I get anxious. I know they evolved differently. But if I suddenly became a whale, I’d be hearing the Sonic drowning music in my head all the time.

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also you’d have to worry about Japanese coming for your ass.

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    • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum DUM-DUM blupppp

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Any time you no longer want to be in a situation, you can just freak out and act like you’re chasing an invisible thing into another room and everyone thinks you’re doing normal cat things, even if they are a bit weird.

    Which I guess would be a nightmare for conservatives lol.

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  • Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pssh, imagine not wanting to be a cat your whole life 🐈

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• Rade0nfighter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Step 1: be ADORABLE

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  • cheddar@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wise of you to skip other steps as I’m not going beyond this one anyway.

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• DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All of this without having any pockets

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  • cheddar@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And women dare to complain about the lack of pockets in their jeans smh.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …and never paid any taxes.

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  • rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kahjeet pays his taxes in mice and snakes

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pull yourself up by your toe beans, damn it!

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dewclaws are the closest to bootstraps, but cats actually use them for climbing so it mixes it up.

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• ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s currently a cat that lives outside in my neighborhood who hangs out near a set of bushes.

  The whole neighborhood is chill and I’m pretty sure it belongs to the house it hangs out in.

  Living the dream.

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