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Anon visits Canada

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He got at least partially Canadianized mid post switching from miles to kilometres.

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  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Op writing they walked 3km of 4 miles feels very canadian

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    • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Do Canadians use both units?

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      • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Officially, they use the metric system, but because of the close contact with the US, many things are measured in imperial units

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      • Mpatch@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        One of the most confusing places to be in is a Canadian machine shop. Half the machines will be imperial and the other will be metric. Work order come in both units on the regular.

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      • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The same Canadian might not use both, but older people are still more comfortable with the American system for certain things like temperature.

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      • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We use all of the units; my prints generally list pipe diameter in inches, but length in millimetres

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  • xenoclast@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon is either white or the come from the same area in the world as the immigrant family that he met.

    Canada is like high key racist now. Thanks MAGA, and your interest in Alberta resources

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    • jaemo@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hi. Am Canadian, am originally from Alberta, love everyone except fucking fascists, and can confirm Alberta is currently Canada’s stanky armpit and has been so for some time.

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      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well, it’s an armpit with gorgeous parks. You’ve got Banff, Jasper, and part of Glacier, that’s pretty awesome!

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    • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If Anon was a native woman they wouldn’t have lived to make the post

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      • xenoclast@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ah yes, survivor bias raises its head again!

        (Sorry. I’m the worst : 🧡🧡🧡)

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We were racist before MAGA

      Thunder Bay has been a race war for decades. If a crime happens in the white part of town it’s likely the aboriginals and if it happens in the aboriginal part of town it’s likely white people. I was nice to an aboriginal person once when I was there and he started crying then hugged me. You can guess which side the police actually investigate

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    • Woovie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      racism exists everywhere, don’t blame the US for what already was there

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      • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m Canadian and can confirm Canada has always been racist gestures broadly at indigenous affairs and history of violence and assimilation.

        That being said Canadians are very nice and it’s only a smaller minority that is racist/ awful.

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      • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Our southern racist neighbor embolden the local racists and make them feel more comfortable doing their racist recruitment in public where it’s more effective.

        Canada is always just an election cycle or two behind the popular American culture.

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        don’t blame the US for what already was there

        Flips on American television

        Black people are committing crimes! Latinos are doing drugs! Arabs are terrorists! Chinese people are cheating on tests and stealing your jobs! Everyone in India is trying to scam you!!!

        Now back to our regularly scheduled movie about a cool White Nationalist who fights back by shooting everyone with a big gun!

        Damn, crazy how this was all here before Americans arrived.

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      • xenoclast@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I mean… sure… but you can’t say they’re not making it worse and feeding into it for profit

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    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Canada is like high key racist now.

      Canada has a good reputation on how not racist they are, but really all that racism is directed at Indigenous people. You’ll be fine for the most part as long as one doesn’t stay in the prairies for too long.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hate Canadians.

    Those shifty bastards are hiding something.

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    • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, it’s dead children under our residential schools.

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    • adespoton@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sorry?

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      • sadbehr@lemmy.nz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Son, sit down there’s something we have to tell you.

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      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Probably a reference to some show but idk either

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    maybe before lockdown. we became budget maga about a quarter of the way into lockdown.

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    • adespoton@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Literally. Not MCGA, but MAGA with cast-off paraphernalia from the 2020 US election. And Freedom stickers. And more F*ck Trudeau merchandise.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    • Be in Canada

    • Make small talk with random people you meet.

    • People offer to drive you around, so you hitchhike everywhere

    “Wow everyone in Canada is so nice! You make some small talk and they give you a ride wherever you want to go, practically for free.”

    • Travel to NYC

    • Ride the subway all the way across town for, like, $2

    • Random people keep trying to make small talk on the train when you’ve got your headphones in

    “Fuck NY, these people are assholes.”

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    • curiousaur@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve never understood the New Yorkers are assholes reputation. They’re some of the nicest people I’ve ever met.

      I had a map out, guy asks where I’m trying to go, I tell him the Met. He starts giving me directions. Another guy overhears and stops to argue with him about the best way to send me there. It was the newyorkiest thing I’ve ever seen. “He doesn’t want to go that way, send him this way”, “if you want to send him that way you might as well send him this other way”.

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