Context? Srry.
what a strange timeline we live in
Submitted 9 months ago by MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
FloMo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
To the best of my knowledge:
Skibidi Toilet is getting a movie.
Ben10 despite it’s financially proven track record (per the meme) has not received a feature-length cinematic release.
mihnt@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Looks like my therapist will finally be giving me permission to kill myself
mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
Nah there’s no fucking way. A movie of a GMOD studio fanmade?? That’s odd af.
archonet@lemy.lol 9 months ago
you know, I knew I was out of touch around the time of fidget spinners, but this is a new level of “get off my lawn” I thought I wouldn’t reach til my 30s
rozodru@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
well to be fair it’s right up Michael Bay’s ally. The plot of Skibidi Toilet is essentially Toilets vs Cameras kill each other, one side wins, thumbs up to viewer. Other side gets something bigger, wins, thumbs up. other side gets something even bigger, wins, thumbs up. and so on and so on and so on.
taiyang@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ok, ok, but what other memes deserve it more? Where’s my generations’ full-length Candy Mountain movie, huh?
aviationeast@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Charlie the Unicorn already did this to perfection. It is full length. No more needed.
taiyang@lemmy.world 9 months ago
True, unlike Skibidi, you can’t improve on perfection, even with Micheal Bay explosions.
But I’d still like the trailer: “Chaaaarlie, let’s go to Candy Mountain, chaaaarlie”
Sanctus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m on Skibidi Toilet 41 and honestly. I’ll watch a movie about it.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I would, too, but not if Michael Bay is directing.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 months ago
Why, because his movies are about big fights and no story? Because that’s what Skibidi Toilet is lol.
JoShmoe@ani.social 9 months ago
It’s because its an original piece of shit.
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You can’t make WB money! How else wil Zalsav sell the company off to a private equity and dissolve it while keeping his bonus?
Korne127@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I hate when people use the term cinematic universe when they just mean “movie”.
BurnSquirrel@lemmy.world 9 months ago
idk who their market is for this, the 9 year olds who watch this stuff aren’t big movie goers
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Sure is lonely in here without the squid
roon@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
They would, as a tax write off
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Proof that cinematic universes are worthless.
Make a movie and just give it an ending. Fuck your wishy washy no commitment to closure, every hero survives, pump out as many shows and spin offs bullshit style of universe building.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Know of any recent franchise that has outdone Angry Birds? (I’m sure Batman et al. have, but maybe more recent.)
Tangentially relevant from a few days ago:
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WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I mean if you count every piece of media like that I imagine someone like Marvel or DC would beat them just due to comic books and the fact they’ve been around a lot longer.
ICastFist@programming.dev 9 months ago
Category: National Geographic??? What the fucking fuck?
umbrella@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
thats what makes money
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Found the capitalist