Now do Trump. What makes him drop out?
Checkmate, Atheists
Submitted 9 months ago by Flax_vert@feddit.uk to [deleted]
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Zachariah@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
A better shot.
Mac@mander.xyz 9 months ago
Daaaaamn. Fuckin gottem.
Well, actually not, i guess…
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
I think we all miss Trump.
But some of us are working on our aim.
For legal reasons, to my FBI agent: this is a joke. I don’t even own a gun, man… You know this.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Tenacious D, No!
alvvayson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
The humiliation of losing to a black woman.
The past months the mood in America has been: not these two old geezers again.
I am honestly optimistic that it’s going to be a landslide for the Democrats without Biden. Americans are just sick of Trump and they didn’t want Biden to run again.
So the Democrats are giving the people what they want, while the Republicans are trying to force feed them something they don’t want.
Let’s see how this plays out.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I’m still a little worried with how racist and sexist even Democrat voters tend to be. Hopefully the excitement of not having an 80 year old as the candidate outweighs subconscious bias.
III@lemmy.world 9 months ago
These people couldn’t accept a white mean beating their white man. I look forward to their civil, humble response to their now anointed god being beaten by a black woman.
dumbass@leminal.space 9 months ago
He stepped down on national ice cream day…
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Someone close to him: You’re not getting ice-cream unless you drop out of the presidential candidacy!
Biden: Done… Now where’s my ice-cream?
He’s only human, anyone would do the same.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Aw man he loves that stuff almost as much as he loves exposed shoulders
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
God: “Joe, President of the United States. I’m giving you a task to make you an example in these dark times.”
Biden: “Good idea, O Lord!”
God: “Of course it’s a good idea!!”
weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 9 months ago
God: “What are you doing?”
Biden: “Averting my eyes lord”
God:“Well stop that!”
Clearwater@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Quick search to verify…
So this is how I learn. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I don’t know how you missed it. After the debate I was eager to see him. “Please don’t be senile. Please don’t be senile!”
TheRaven@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Hilarious.
Honestly, one candidate was just shot at, the other noped the hell out…
I mean, C’mon. If this isn’t a sign that Americans want change, I don’t know what would be. This is the political equivalent of being given an eviction notice. Stick around and “there will be trouble” (in your best RoboCop voice).
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Biden dropped out 4 hours after Manchin told him to.
holycrap@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Didn’t realize Manchin was god. Or maybe it’s just a god complex.
TheBat@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The one time free will doesn’t matter and big G chose to do this.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
It’s Sunday. Joe couldn’t go to church because COVID, so God made a house call.