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We must all submit to the unseen orb.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • db2@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Who says you’re not allowed to? Go ahead, nobody will stop you.

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    • ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️ Constantly changing form ☑️ Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️ Radiates warmth ☑️

      The sun is an angel confirmed

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      • ArcticLynx@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        wtf I’m religious now

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      • JehovasThickness@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Floats in the silent empty void ☑️ Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️ Surrounded by its dead children ☑️ Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️ Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️ Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we’re gone ☑️ The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Hail to the Sun God!
        We know he’s a fun god!
        Ra! Ra! Ra!

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah but how many eyes does it have

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      • crbn@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Gives life to all earthly beings ☑️

        Exists long before and long after us ☑️

        Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️

        …

        Seems time to start praying to Ra.

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      • kool_newt@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Not enough eyeballs

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    • Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re trying to get me in trouble with the orb.

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    • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The orb will stop you. It will fill your retinas with white-hot energy waves that cause intense pain and permanent damage if you don’t stop.

      The orb wants you to know it’s there, and will provide for you, but it does not want you to look at it.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They say you’re not allowed to. Don’t give in. Fight The Man!

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  • 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Syl@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Really the brightest!

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  • Yondu_the_Ravager@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s those damn LIBERALS trying to take away MY RIGHTS. ILL DO WHAT I WANT stares into sun for an incomprehensibly long time

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It burning out your retina if you stare too long isn’t exactly the same as being unseen. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • Jmr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can assure you that I have never seen this meme ever before. Never on lemmy or reddit or any other platform. A very original meme.

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  • ArcheTelos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    the sun is a deadly laser

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  • Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Sol Milky’way wgah’nagl fhtagn.

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    • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Is this Klingon?

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    • myrrh@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      oh… oh…

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  • rustyfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Alright. I shall reveal myself: It is I, Q.

    You don’t know this, the democrats try to hide this from you: Looking directly into the ball of magic plasma in the sky for about 30 minutes straight will fill your ancient white blood cell batteries. Which means your eyes will turn golden, you will get super fast healing powers and your cock will grow. Works on males and females. But do not blink while looking into it. Not once. Or else you will turn black.

    Seriously, why do you think my agents are speaking of „drinking liberal tears“ all the time? Just take the fucking hint dumbass. Look into the sun today.

    Q out.

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    • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh I thought you meant the Star Trek Q, nearly ended up following the instructions.

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • influence1123@psychedelia.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bootlicker

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      • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Praise the sun capitalism!

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  • milkytoast@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    all hail The Orb

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  • esadatari@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    you don’t bear the mark of being seen? the little permanent dot that’s there even when you close your eyes?

    well then, bunch of pussies.

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  • xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t believe in the sun.

    How can it shine down in everyone, and never shine on me?

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    • butter@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Niche. Love it

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  • sixty@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Orbussy

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  • mrbubblesort@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America! Aren't I allowed to stare at the orb? Is this a communist country or somethin? I thought I was in America!

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  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All glory to Orb

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  • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I worship the sun but pray to Joe Pesci

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    • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But that’s the dude that was mean to Sinead!! That’s like praying to Satan!

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  • Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The sun also influence behavior lol.

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  • Thedogspaw@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Look into the orb look into the orb and see the souls of the dead

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  • ElectricAirship@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That bulb is just naked and super duper shy

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  • 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When I was a kid my mom told me not to stare into the sun… so once when I was 7 I did…

    Ominous Clint Mansell tune…

    12:50, press Return

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There is? I thought the only thing in the sky was the water that keeps falling.

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  • PostnataleAbtreibung@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You are totally allowed to do so. But it’s one of the things you only do once if you are unlucky.

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  • braiseit420@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And overnight, I became a sun worshipper.

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  • EdherJr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    pffft you believe in the orb in the sky? smh

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  • Clown_Tempura@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sun. You grow my food, you kill my enemies… you’re totally worth the skin cancer.

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