We must all submit to the unseen orb.
Submitted 1 year ago by Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website to [deleted]
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001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Syl@jlai.lu 1 year ago
Really the brightest!
Yondu_the_Ravager@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s those damn LIBERALS trying to take away MY RIGHTS. ILL DO WHAT I WANT stares into sun for an incomprehensibly long time
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
It burning out your retina if you stare too long isn’t exactly the same as being unseen. 🤷🏻♂️
Jmr@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I can assure you that I have never seen this meme ever before. Never on lemmy or reddit or any other platform. A very original meme.
ArcheTelos@lemmy.world 1 year ago
the sun is a deadly laser
Apeman42@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Sol Milky’way wgah’nagl fhtagn.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Is this Klingon?
myrrh@ttrpg.network 1 year ago
rustyfish@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Alright. I shall reveal myself: It is I, Q.
You don’t know this, the democrats try to hide this from you: Looking directly into the ball of magic plasma in the sky for about 30 minutes straight will fill your ancient white blood cell batteries. Which means your eyes will turn golden, you will get super fast healing powers and your cock will grow. Works on males and females. But do not blink while looking into it. Not once. Or else you will turn black.
Seriously, why do you think my agents are speaking of „drinking liberal tears“ all the time? Just take the fucking hint dumbass. Look into the sun today.
Q out.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh I thought you meant the Star Trek Q, nearly ended up following the instructions.
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
influence1123@psychedelia.ink 1 year ago
Bootlicker
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Praise
the suncapitalism!
milkytoast@kbin.social 1 year ago
all hail The Orb
esadatari@lemmy.world 1 year ago
you don’t bear the mark of being seen? the little permanent dot that’s there even when you close your eyes?
well then, bunch of pussies.
xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t believe in the sun.
How can it shine down in everyone, and never shine on me?
butter@midwest.social 1 year ago
Niche. Love it
sixty@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Orbussy
mrbubblesort@kbin.social 1 year ago
Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America! Aren't I allowed to stare at the orb? Is this a communist country or somethin? I thought I was in America!
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
All glory to Orb
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I worship the sun but pray to Joe Pesci
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
But that’s the dude that was mean to Sinead!! That’s like praying to Satan!
Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 1 year ago
The sun also influence behavior lol.
Thedogspaw@midwest.social 1 year ago
Look into the orb look into the orb and see the souls of the dead
ElectricAirship@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
That bulb is just naked and super duper shy
0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 1 year ago
When I was a kid my mom told me not to stare into the sun… so once when I was 7 I did…
Ominous Clint Mansell tune…
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son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There is? I thought the only thing in the sky was the water that keeps falling.
PostnataleAbtreibung@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You are totally allowed to do so. But it’s one of the things you only do once if you are unlucky.
braiseit420@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
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EdherJr@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
pffft you believe in the orb in the sky? smh
Clown_Tempura@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sun. You grow my food, you kill my enemies… you’re totally worth the skin cancer.
db2@lemmy.one 1 year ago
Who says you’re not allowed to? Go ahead, nobody will stop you.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️ Constantly changing form ☑️ Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️ Radiates warmth ☑️
The sun is an angel confirmed
ArcticLynx@feddit.de 1 year ago
wtf I’m religious now
JehovasThickness@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Floats in the silent empty void ☑️ Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️ Surrounded by its dead children ☑️ Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️ Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️ Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we’re gone ☑️ The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hail to the Sun God!
We know he’s a fun god!
Ra! Ra! Ra!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah but how many eyes does it have
crbn@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Gives life to all earthly beings ☑️
Exists long before and long after us ☑️
Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️
…
Seems time to start praying to Ra.
kool_newt@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Not enough eyeballs
Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website 1 year ago
You’re trying to get me in trouble with the orb.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The orb will stop you. It will fill your retinas with white-hot energy waves that cause intense pain and permanent damage if you don’t stop.
The orb wants you to know it’s there, and will provide for you, but it does not want you to look at it.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They say you’re not allowed to. Don’t give in. Fight The Man!