We must all submit to the unseen orb.
Submitted 2 years ago by Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website to [deleted]
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001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Syl@jlai.lu 2 years ago
Really the brightest!
Yondu_the_Ravager@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s those damn LIBERALS trying to take away MY RIGHTS. ILL DO WHAT I WANT stares into sun for an incomprehensibly long time
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
It burning out your retina if you stare too long isn’t exactly the same as being unseen. 🤷🏻♂️
Jmr@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I can assure you that I have never seen this meme ever before. Never on lemmy or reddit or any other platform. A very original meme.
ArcheTelos@lemmy.world 2 years ago
the sun is a deadly laser
Apeman42@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Sol Milky’way wgah’nagl fhtagn.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Is this Klingon?
rustyfish@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Alright. I shall reveal myself: It is I, Q.
You don’t know this, the democrats try to hide this from you: Looking directly into the ball of magic plasma in the sky for about 30 minutes straight will fill your ancient white blood cell batteries. Which means your eyes will turn golden, you will get super fast healing powers and your cock will grow. Works on males and females. But do not blink while looking into it. Not once. Or else you will turn black.
Seriously, why do you think my agents are speaking of „drinking liberal tears“ all the time? Just take the fucking hint dumbass. Look into the sun today.
Q out.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh I thought you meant the Star Trek Q, nearly ended up following the instructions.
samus12345@lemmy.world 2 years ago
influence1123@psychedelia.ink 2 years ago
Bootlicker
samus12345@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Praise
the suncapitalism!
milkytoast@kbin.social 2 years ago
all hail The Orb
esadatari@lemmy.world 2 years ago
you don’t bear the mark of being seen? the little permanent dot that’s there even when you close your eyes?
well then, bunch of pussies.
xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t believe in the sun.
How can it shine down in everyone, and never shine on me?
butter@midwest.social 2 years ago
Niche. Love it
sixty@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Orbussy
mrbubblesort@kbin.social 2 years ago
Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America! Aren't I allowed to stare at the orb? Is this a communist country or somethin? I thought I was in America!
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
All glory to Orb
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I worship the sun but pray to Joe Pesci
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
But that’s the dude that was mean to Sinead!! That’s like praying to Satan!
Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 2 years ago
The sun also influence behavior lol.
Thedogspaw@midwest.social 2 years ago
Look into the orb look into the orb and see the souls of the dead
ElectricAirship@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
That bulb is just naked and super duper shy
0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 2 years ago
When I was a kid my mom told me not to stare into the sun… so once when I was 7 I did…
Ominous Clint Mansell tune…
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son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 years ago
There is? I thought the only thing in the sky was the water that keeps falling.
PostnataleAbtreibung@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You are totally allowed to do so. But it’s one of the things you only do once if you are unlucky.
braiseit420@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
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EdherJr@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
pffft you believe in the orb in the sky? smh
Clown_Tempura@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Sun. You grow my food, you kill my enemies… you’re totally worth the skin cancer.
db2@lemmy.one 2 years ago
Who says you’re not allowed to? Go ahead, nobody will stop you.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️ Constantly changing form ☑️ Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️ Radiates warmth ☑️
The sun is an angel confirmed
ArcticLynx@feddit.de 2 years ago
wtf I’m religious now
JehovasThickness@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Floats in the silent empty void ☑️ Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️ Surrounded by its dead children ☑️ Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️ Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️ Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we’re gone ☑️ The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Hail to the Sun God!
We know he’s a fun god!
Ra! Ra! Ra!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah but how many eyes does it have
crbn@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Gives life to all earthly beings ☑️
Exists long before and long after us ☑️
Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️
…
Seems time to start praying to Ra.
kool_newt@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Not enough eyeballs
Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website 2 years ago
You’re trying to get me in trouble with the orb.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The orb will stop you. It will fill your retinas with white-hot energy waves that cause intense pain and permanent damage if you don’t stop.
The orb wants you to know it’s there, and will provide for you, but it does not want you to look at it.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They say you’re not allowed to. Don’t give in. Fight The Man!