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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Similar situation for me, but my sister was five years older than me and age and her friends got to all the good stuff first. All that was left for me was a selection of gross flavored brandy and a bunch of novelty shaped bottles that I undoubtedly ruined the collectible value of when I cracked them open.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck the balloon police⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Panic bells, it’s red alert!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck the balloon police⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  #abcab

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck the balloon police⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Indeed; their hands are full.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck the balloon police⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So, my hilarious stunt with 40 quad-copters tethered to a lawn chair will go off without a hitch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck the balloon police⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t wanna come back down from this cloud.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As if the tip actually goes to the dashers.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I swear I read somewhere that there are parts of Europe were tipping isn’t required, but if you want extra good service you’ll tip before being served if you want good attentive service.

  Please correct me if I’m wrong, I can’t remember where I read it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take that to the privacy of your own home.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Moojuice.

  Also, eggs are chicken abortions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take that to the privacy of your own home.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Adapted I think is a better term than evolved. Most people would be lactose intolerant if they stopped drinking milk after being weened off of breast milk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very few people realise how environmentally devastating this game is.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Instead of pools of neon dyed water they can have eco friendly sand fountains!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Restaurant Bill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  But we need every price to end in .99! /S

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fantasy rednecks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Dahn ehn Cahmahlaht.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The truth about Canada⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called Restitutions. It’s when white people say 'My bad!!’ and bashfully try and make good of the atrocities they have orchestrated in the past against ethnic groups, more often than not half hearted and poorly distributed.

  “Oh shit! We massacred your tribe and stole your children? What? The children had their teeth yanked out instead of getting dental care? Soorry, eh. Have a field house for your shitty little park.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does cigarette smoking do for people?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I’ve definitely met interesting people at work or outside of a bar that I never would have said two words to otherwise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit is a shithole⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I paid for an argument, this is just contradiction!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Already planning for how to survive in jail⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve spotted the Boston Bathroom Bandit! Gettim’ boys!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Already planning for how to survive in jail⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I won’t let myself leave a local book store without buying anything, hence I only visit when I’m out of reading material.

  Probably plays back into when I helped watch my father’s and mother’s trade show tables respectively. My father would sell sports cards back in the 90s and he was lucky to have one paying customer all day at an event we had spent all morning setting up for.

  My mother used to paint whimsical designs on chunks of wood (toll painting) and set up a table of her painted wood art various church sales. I saw the hours my mom had spent tracing and painting those dumb little seasonal characters, only to see these rich bitches saunter by her table, turn her work over, say “That’s cute!”, And walk on.

  To this day I will not walk into an antique store or junk shop or book store without at least ten bucks to burn. It feels gross to take up a shopkeeps time and space without buying something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Studio Ghibli is actually a #foodporn creator that uses animation to deliver their content.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I always wanted the food stick that Yoda took from Luke.

  Something about a self contained meal always appealed to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who the hell cuts their pizza into fifths?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Pizza is a salad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We must all submit to the unseen orb.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t believe in the sun.

  How can it shine down in everyone, and never shine on me?