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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨EmperorGormet@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TrebuchetTaxiService@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    More of a Velma enjoyer, myself.

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    • GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Man of culture. Thick thighs and nerdy.

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    • EmperorGormet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You DOG

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      • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        him too.

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    • Zenbach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fair

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gotta be food from a studio Ghibli movie

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    • Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re goddamn right

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    • xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Studio Ghibli is actually a #foodporn creator that uses animation to deliver their content.

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  • Cronch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So many options and they choose fried eggs cooked on a campfire wtf.

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    • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They don’t even look special? Like…TMNT pizza always looked so amazing. Those just look like normal ass eggs.

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    • cooopsspace@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I wanna know how they kept the eggs on the rock without making a mess

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  • eochaid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why is it that so much of the internet wants to stick a tongue in an asshole? You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower. You’re literally eating shit. Which is a great way to get wierd diseases or start involuntary vomit attacks in a supposedly sexy moment.

    You know what’s better than ass? You know what tastes better and is self cleaning and an actual pleasure center? Pussy.

    You deserve a finer dining experience. Eat pussy instead.

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    • snarf@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why you gatekeeping ass? Also, how is the concept of a pre-sex shower unusual to you? And bidets are a thing which are used to clean up after shitting / before sex. As for the first question of "why", well... just like most other sexual acts, it feels fucken great. No judgment if you're not into it, but don't hate just because you aren't.

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      • eochaid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m not gatekeeping. You want to eat ass and your partner is okay with it and doing the prep to make it safe? Go for it.

        But I guarantee you that most of the people on the internet claiming to want to eat ass have ever or will ever place their tongue on an asshole.

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    • pornhubfan@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You need to try better ass.

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      • eochaid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You need to try better pussy.

        I mean, shit is shit, man. I don’t get the appeal when something way better is just down the road.

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    • b00m@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you engage in anal play/ sex, there is some prep work involved. Not only pornstars clean and flush before having fun

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    • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Speak for yourself. Some of us have bidets. Also, everyone knows the universal flag for if it’s okay to eat ass is the wet wipes in the bathroom.

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      • eochaid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I have a bidet. But I also know the shit it cleans off and how disgusting my toilet is after even a few days of shit going through it and being wahsed away with water.

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    • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower.

      TIL I’m a porn star. I guess that’s a promotion from slut?

      I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.

      I think it’s an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it’s kind of out of nowhere for me.

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      • eochaid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I get that people that are really into anal play do a lot of prep to make the ass safer and more appealing. I get that safe ass eating is a thing and takes some prep.

        But that also means it’s a highly specific sexual act that takes a lot of prep, conversations, and assurances of consent. Ass eating isn’t something you do unless you’re in a committed relationship with a fair amount of trust.

        The authors of ass eating memes aren’t taking in this context. Instead, the meme is more like “man, I’d like to eat that random person’s ass out of nowhere without any prompting”. And what I’m saying is that 9 times out of 10, that person’s ass is fucking nasty at that moment.

        Now if they wanted to do it right, it would be more like, " man I’d love to date that woman for a while, fool around a bit, bring up the idea of ass eating, buy some dental dams, wait for her to douche and clean her asshole thoroughly, and then go to town on that specific hole". But that’s not what they’re doing.

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  • Spudwart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Blue jellyfish jelly krabby patty.

    I gotta know

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    • trash@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey all you people

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  • pikachus_ghost_uncle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Slurm from futurama I bet it taste like surge.

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  • be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don't like seafood of any kind. But I have wanted to taste an actual from-Spongebob Krabby Patty forever.

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    • MxM111@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought the patty is made from meat (not seafood), otherwise they would be cannibals.

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      • EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Fish eating other fish isn’t cannibalism. It’s like humans eating other mammals

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      • gears@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s made from crab, obviously! Why do you think there is only one crab in the whole town? Because the rest were turned into patties

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      • be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I don't know where they are getting non-seafood meat on the bottom of the ocean though.

        Doesn't matter, would try. 🙂

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  • EherVielleicht@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pietro, a man of wise decisions.

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    • NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But then… would Leela love you or the worms?

      Fry, in general, is a special kind of idiot, but especially for giving up that gift.

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  • elscallr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tree Stars. Spike made them bitches look delicious.

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    • orphiebaby@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      One of my very best friends also said this. He wanted to eat a tree star because the movie made them look amazing.

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      • elscallr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        When I was a kid I ate a lot of leaves trying to find a tree star leaf.

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  • robbankz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mines is Solid Snake’s rations after sneaking under a cardboard box to snap a soldiers neck on Metal Gear Solid ps1

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    • Fireplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      the metal gear rations gotta be really good to save you from fucking gunshots

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  • jfinsmith@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How has no one said the feast from Hook!?!? Bangarang. Peter!

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    • orphiebaby@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because you were the first, fam.

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  • my_blackest_day@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The rat’s food

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  • xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I always wanted the food stick that Yoda took from Luke.

    Something about a self contained meal always appealed to me.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Apparently it was a sesame stick.

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  • AFLYINTOASTER@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    110% it would be anything the cat chefs cook up in Monster Hunter World. Those animations always got me hungry.

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  • broguy89@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m sure ambrosia has been in some animated movie.

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    • FiskFisk33@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      always with the immortality, I’m in you motherfucker

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  • SharkNate_O@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Max and P.J.'s pizza at the hotel in A Goofy Movie.

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  • PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Definitely the feast from beauty and the beast, where she sits down and all the plates start dancing, but then of course they never actually eat the food.

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