Gotta be food from a studio Ghibli movie
No brainer
Submitted 9 months ago by EmperorGormet@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
You’re goddamn right
xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Studio Ghibli is actually a #foodporn creator that uses animation to deliver their content.
Cronch@lemmy.world 9 months ago
So many options and they choose fried eggs cooked on a campfire wtf.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 months ago
They don’t even look special? Like…TMNT pizza always looked so amazing. Those just look like normal ass eggs.
cooopsspace@infosec.pub 8 months ago
I wanna know how they kept the eggs on the rock without making a mess
eochaid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Why is it that so much of the internet wants to stick a tongue in an asshole? You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower. You’re literally eating shit. Which is a great way to get wierd diseases or start involuntary vomit attacks in a supposedly sexy moment.
You know what’s better than ass? You know what tastes better and is self cleaning and an actual pleasure center? Pussy.
You deserve a finer dining experience. Eat pussy instead.
snarf@kbin.social 9 months ago
Why you gatekeeping ass? Also, how is the concept of a pre-sex shower unusual to you? And bidets are a thing which are used to clean up after shitting / before sex. As for the first question of "why", well... just like most other sexual acts, it feels fucken great. No judgment if you're not into it, but don't hate just because you aren't.
eochaid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m not gatekeeping. You want to eat ass and your partner is okay with it and doing the prep to make it safe? Go for it.
But I guarantee you that most of the people on the internet claiming to want to eat ass have ever or will ever place their tongue on an asshole.
pornhubfan@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
You need to try better ass.
eochaid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You need to try better pussy.
I mean, shit is shit, man. I don’t get the appeal when something way better is just down the road.
b00m@kbin.social 9 months ago
If you engage in anal play/ sex, there is some prep work involved. Not only pornstars clean and flush before having fun
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Speak for yourself. Some of us have bidets. Also, everyone knows the universal flag for if it’s okay to eat ass is the wet wipes in the bathroom.
eochaid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I have a bidet. But I also know the shit it cleans off and how disgusting my toilet is after even a few days of shit going through it and being wahsed away with water.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower.
TIL I’m a porn star. I guess that’s a promotion from slut?
I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.
I think it’s an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it’s kind of out of nowhere for me.
eochaid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I get that people that are really into anal play do a lot of prep to make the ass safer and more appealing. I get that safe ass eating is a thing and takes some prep.
But that also means it’s a highly specific sexual act that takes a lot of prep, conversations, and assurances of consent. Ass eating isn’t something you do unless you’re in a committed relationship with a fair amount of trust.
The authors of ass eating memes aren’t taking in this context. Instead, the meme is more like “man, I’d like to eat that random person’s ass out of nowhere without any prompting”. And what I’m saying is that 9 times out of 10, that person’s ass is fucking nasty at that moment.
Now if they wanted to do it right, it would be more like, " man I’d love to date that woman for a while, fool around a bit, bring up the idea of ass eating, buy some dental dams, wait for her to douche and clean her asshole thoroughly, and then go to town on that specific hole". But that’s not what they’re doing.
Spudwart@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Blue jellyfish jelly krabby patty.
I gotta know
trash@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Hey all you people
pikachus_ghost_uncle@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Slurm from futurama I bet it taste like surge.
be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 9 months ago
I don't like seafood of any kind. But I have wanted to taste an actual from-Spongebob Krabby Patty forever.
MxM111@kbin.social 9 months ago
I thought the patty is made from meat (not seafood), otherwise they would be cannibals.
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Fish eating other fish isn’t cannibalism. It’s like humans eating other mammals
gears@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
It’s made from crab, obviously! Why do you think there is only one crab in the whole town? Because the rest were turned into patties
be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 9 months ago
I don't know where they are getting non-seafood meat on the bottom of the ocean though.
Doesn't matter, would try. 🙂
EherVielleicht@feddit.de 9 months ago
Pietro, a man of wise decisions.
NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world 9 months ago
But then… would Leela love you or the worms?
Fry, in general, is a special kind of idiot, but especially for giving up that gift.
elscallr@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Tree Stars. Spike made them bitches look delicious.
orphiebaby@lemmy.world 9 months ago
One of my very best friends also said this. He wanted to eat a tree star because the movie made them look amazing.
elscallr@lemmy.world 9 months ago
When I was a kid I ate a lot of leaves trying to find a tree star leaf.
robbankz@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Mines is Solid Snake’s rations after sneaking under a cardboard box to snap a soldiers neck on Metal Gear Solid ps1
Fireplant@lemmy.world 9 months ago
the metal gear rations gotta be really good to save you from fucking gunshots
jfinsmith@lemmy.world 9 months ago
How has no one said the feast from Hook!?!? Bangarang. Peter!
orphiebaby@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Because you were the first, fam.
my_blackest_day@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The rat’s food
xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I always wanted the food stick that Yoda took from Luke.
Something about a self contained meal always appealed to me.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
AFLYINTOASTER@lemmy.world 9 months ago
110% it would be anything the cat chefs cook up in Monster Hunter World. Those animations always got me hungry.
broguy89@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I’m sure ambrosia has been in some animated movie.
FiskFisk33@lemmy.world 9 months ago
always with the immortality, I’m in you motherfucker
SharkNate_O@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
Max and P.J.'s pizza at the hotel in A Goofy Movie.
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Definitely the feast from beauty and the beast, where she sits down and all the plates start dancing, but then of course they never actually eat the food.
TrebuchetTaxiService@lemmy.world 9 months ago
More of a Velma enjoyer, myself.
GreenMario@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Man of culture. Thick thighs and nerdy.
EmperorGormet@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You DOG
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 months ago
him too.
Zenbach@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Fair