You shall be remembered

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Finally my years of Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V will finally pay off.

  https://files.catbox.moe/tm5cv1.jpeg

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• todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s true. There’s a guy I used to follow on Twitter years ago who was an excellent shitposter. Can’t even remember his name, his username was some unpronounceable jumble of letters.

  Fell down a flight of stairs and died at 30. Complete bullshit.

  Some bangers:

  “Guns don’t kill people, nothing kills people, people can’t die”.

  “Get your fucking hands off of me, I’m a thought leader!”

  “Every morning my boss shoots me in the head with a Smith & Wesson snub nose revolver, piercing my brain casing and killing me instantly, but do I stop going to work? No. Because I hope to do the same to employees of my own some day.”

  I can’t even remember his first name, but I can remember these.

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  • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is poetry, and again it is immortalized.

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• Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My toilet definitely has cause to remember my shits.

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• kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or you get yourself the 100-Year Plan from WordPress. It only costs $38,000. Your online legacy will live on. You could even leave exact instructions on how to be remembered.

  I’m joking, but the WordPress thing is not a Onion.

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  • wischi@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First time I read about it and even more surprised that for 38,000$ they don’t even talk details. They talk about videos, audio, photos, etc. but how much storage space?

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ikr? I wonder if anyone has made the deal. The urgency of this product is suited for wealthy fellows, maybe as a birthday present for the son?

      Celebrities maybe, would not be adverse to the idea.

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  • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They say “we hope people renew”

    So another 100 years? 200 years of hosting? Amazing.

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  • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll offer this service for $10,000.

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• unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i like her enthusiasm

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• LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My meme archive is going to be in my will. I leave it to my friend that shitposts the most.

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  • FauxPseudo@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Memes belong to the people. They are fungible assets that do not belong to any one person and are not transferable yet are infinitely transferred.

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    • dch82@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They are our culture, our hopes, values and dreams

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    • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My friend would 100% post them in my absence.

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Immortality achievement unlocked

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The only immortality I want - anonymous & I still get to be dead.

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• EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What’s the name of that African king who was the richest man in all of history? I don’t remember anything about him but his salary

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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mansa Musa. He was on a Hajj to Mecca and making it rain on everyone he passed. It devalued gold so much he had to collect some of the way back.

    I think about this story everytime I hear someone say gold never devalues it’s worth. It’s probably the only time, but still.

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mansa_Musa

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• xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can someone turn this into Linkedin brainrot format?

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  • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When you die, nobody will remember:

    • Your salary 💵
    • Your fancy title 🏷️
    • How busy you were 📅
    • How stressed you were 😩
    • How many hours you worked ⏰

    People will remember:

    • Your shitposts 💬

    So go out there and be the best shitposter you can be! 🚀✨

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please… people will just steal your posts and only AI will know you existed.

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• FauxPseudo@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I feel seen

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• roserose56@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Till you see the ending of POI www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-L2gOqRaP0

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