Do they seriously think an extremely liberal, gay as hell power bottom cannot out-fart almost anyone on the planet?
Right wing shit post
Submitted 9 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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gdog05@lemmy.world 9 months ago
DancingBear@midwest.social 9 months ago
#brandnewsentence
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
If the sex was good, I may fart but it won’t make any sound.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Mans powering the entire state of New York with the sheer amount of “Natural Gas” he’s letting off after his GB themed birthday party
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
GB themed birthday party
As in like golden shower and bullshit-themed…?
GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Do they seriously think?
The answer is no. They do not.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Hm I’m going to need a demonstration
don@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Jimbo@yiffit.net 9 months ago
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Society text
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The fuck we do
don@lemm.ee 9 months ago
And it was right there in the link. Thank you, Jimbo.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
He’s a horrible fucking person but true or not I think that’s a fucked thing to make fun of someone for. Ridicule his words and behavior, not his illnesses and other such things that he can’t control which he shares with many other better people. Maybe I’m overthinking but it just seems to miss the point
ccunning@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I basically agree with this…unless they’re a bully who punches down against marginalized folks on a regular basis.
In which case your stinky nappy is up for grabs…
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Maybe he shouldn’t have done so many drugs that destroyed his ability to hold his shit.
PlainSimpleGarak@lemm.ee 9 months ago
When you don’t like someone, it’s ok to make fun of them for anything, even things they can’t control.
Now if it’s someone you like, no one is allowed to make fun of them for things they can’t control. Or something.
shalafi@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Trucker picks up a couple of gay dudes hitchhiking. After they get rolling the first hitchhiker asks if he can fart in the cab.
“Sure. No problem.”
Man rips a trombone, and gods does it smell.
Further down the road the next hitchhiker asks the same.
“Hey, we all gotta bro. You go for it.”
Dude brings out a tuba, stinks like death.
Finally the trucker starts getting squirrelly.
“Guess you guys don’t mind if I let one rip?”
squeeeee
Gay guys smirk, “WE KNOW WHO’S A VIRGIN!”
(Sorry, but that’s all I can think of seeing this cartoon. Flips it around nicely. 🎷)
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Damn. Haven’t heard this joke since like 1990.
chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
They are kissing. Sloppy style. Boobs squishing etc.
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
Idk why, but I read it in Žižek’s voice. Probably due to the etc.
sparkle@lemm.ee 9 months ago
don’t remind me of that guy 😭
EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Trumpy had them shitty filled pants, tie to his knees… (to his knees)
Maga fans started wearing diapees.
He fucked a pro, next thing you know
To jail he goes goes goes goes goes.
pelletbucket@lemm.ee 9 months ago
you have to get the butt-sex to red meat ratio just right
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Really taking the “shitpost” part literally, aren’t we?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Right wingers usually take things very literally
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
Also simultaneously figuratively because they need two of everything for their double standards