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Anon really likes Wii Fit

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was once motivated to work out by Amizon Subscribe and Save.

    I had a subscription to protein shake powder, and I only let myself drink it after working out. If I skipped too many days, I’d still have some when the next shipment arrived, and I hate wasting food.

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    • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Genius consumerism at its finest

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  • Maeve@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whatever works! I'm ok with this and it made me smile, in a good way. Thanks op.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    fat fuck autist

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    • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wish I was a fuck autist. I’m just a regular autist

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      • neo@lemy.lol ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A fuck savant - that could be a porn movie from the 70s

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      • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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  • Jolteon@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    TBH, that’s a genuinely good technique.

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Favorite smash character. Really builds the salt

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    • RinseDrizzle@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Such a great character in smash. Awesome moves all around, and incredible bm potential. Those hopping push ups are great lmao

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      • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        i like running back and forth taking big pot shots at my friends who all fight each other

        that and throwing balls and suns. shes so much fun

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      • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        this whole post gave me an incredible bm.

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  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s so surprising that Wii fit un-autism’d OP.

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The Ower of friendship heals all

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  • kemsat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “No longer a … autist” Also thinks the 3D lady on the screen is their friend

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    • DSTGU@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No longer a fat fuck autist… Just autist now

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      • Emmie@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hey leave asd ppl alone

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  • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That gave me an idea.

    • VR fitness game for fat coomers
    • Basically copies other more successful titles like Beat Saber or Fruit Ninja
    • Trainer of preferred gender and art style (yes, you can weeb it up)
    • Score better than last time to unlock outfits
    • If you fall off, trainer walks away disappointed

    It may be stupid, but I’m willing to bet it would work for many people.

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Include like boob and dick jiggle physics and you may have winner on your hands.

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      • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Realtime full-body jiggle physics using cloth simulation on a low-poly proxy mesh with adjustable stiffness, combined with local proximity-based displacement on the high-poly model. I’ve done something similar in Blender and it’s pretty damn simple.

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    • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      score better than last time to unlock new sex positions for the sex minigame

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    These greentexts are a treasure trove of ideas. And nobody can convince me otherwise.

    Maybe some call it unhinged, but some of it just has that kind of refreshing other-ness.

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  • Teppichbrand@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Changing you diet is much more effective than working out. Being fat is a natural reaction to an unnatural food environment.

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Counterpoint - when I started working out, I started feeling less hunger and ate less automatically. Shit’s connected. Just start somewhere, don’t think about what’s the most efficient and just do it.

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      • Teppichbrand@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well, the narrative is that fat people are lazy and simply need to exercise more to lose weight. But this is not scientifically true. I’m posting this video again because it summarizes the scientific study situation in just 6 minutes.

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    • Glytch@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What a weird response to a personal success story. Are just here to get more views for the video you’ve posted 3 times?

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      • Teppichbrand@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nah, I just felt like non-verified personal anecdotes that tell you the opposite of scientific facts should be corrected, so I did just that. I found the video while looking for a quick, credible proof and edited it in my older comments because it is exactly what I was looking for.

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    • sheogorath@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You still need to workout if you live a sedentary lifestyle. Research has shown that being sedentary has a worse effect to health compared to smoking. Also, don’t forget about the mental health benefits to working out.

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      • Teppichbrand@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Agreed! But diet trumps exercise, so start there.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I ahree, there’s two really significant variables:

      • food and drink

      • movement and posture

      The rest is less important.

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  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That means the developers succeeded.

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  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ring Fit Adventure’s endlessly positive encouragement really helped my partner and myself during COVID.

    …also the daddy from bara dragon as well

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  • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    shes my main in smash bros. i once beat the best player in our group with her and have never let him live it down haha

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