Infinite food glitch
Anon is suspicious
Submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Hegar@kbin.social 11 months ago
Pfft some glitch, you have to accept a massive nerf to average height, dental hygiene, disease load and interpersonal violence. Broad spectrum subsistence has a much higher skill cap.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Comes out of the fucking ground!
AceSLS@ani.social 11 months ago
I hate when my freshly grown pizzas start doing that. Always a bother to chase them as soon as they’re rolling away
johan@feddit.nl 11 months ago
That’s numberwang!
Rolando@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Only works if you use Brawndo – it’s got what plants crave!
kautau@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hey that’s good. You sure you’re not the smartest guy in the world?
Rolando@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t think so. I watched “Idiocracy” for years before realizing it has
a brief post-credits scene
in which the pimp character wakes up from his cryogenic sleep and goes looking for his money.
Senseless@feddit.de 11 months ago
It got electrolytes!
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Brainstorming the next conspiracy theory, trying to see who takes the bait.
maynarkh@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Apparently food does grow on trees!
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The trick is getting enough food out of the ground to survive on. Turns out that’s a lot of work.
sag@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Server Owner need to patch this ASAP.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 11 months ago
I don’t get how does it work for food but not gold
AMillionNames@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
This is meme is going to age badly.
GildorInglorion@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hupf@feddit.de 11 months ago
It comes out of the fucking ground!
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Farming is the second game breaking exploit discovered by humanity, after persistence hunting.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It’s weird that you specify “persistence” in relation to hunting. Why wouldn’t something that requires less calorie expenditure, like trapping be more notable?
LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They’re probably referencing another greentext from the perspective of a fast sprinting Elk that can’t escape the long-distance persistence endurance of a bipedal human hunter:
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rockerface@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Trapping wasn’t invented by humans. Spiderwebs exist. But no other species has the ability to run for as long as humans. We’re also one of the best species at throwing objects with precision
Drusas@kbin.run 11 months ago
Humans are better at running long distance than doing short sprints.
papalonian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Weird that you randomly got downvote bombed for asking a question. Lol.
TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 11 months ago
You can’t trap a mammoth, and a mammoth feeds the tribe for weeks