This is why missions to Mars are doomed before they even begin.
Justice
Submitted 11 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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galoisghost@aussie.zone 11 months ago
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just make sure they can’t take any books with them.
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The wounded man was evacuated to Chile with a knife injury to the chest.
His heart was injured in the attack and he was admitted to the intensive care unit of a hospital but his life is understood not to be in danger.
Reports say the altercation was fueled by alcohol.
Fueled by alcohol. Ya don’t say.
cobra89@beehaw.org 11 months ago
livescience.com/64012-antarctica-stabbing.html
According to this it was fake. And seems likely since I’ve never seen a follow-up.
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
is he wrong?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 11 months ago
As mod, I declare him innocent.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
A Russian scientist working in Antarctica is facing attempted murder charges after allegedly stabbing a colleague for telling him the endings of books he wanted to read.
Sergey Savitsky, an engineer, is accused of stabbing welder Oleg Beloguzov in the chest, the Sun reports. Beloguzov was evacuated to Chile for medical treatment, and his life is reportedly not in danger. …
Although he faces criminal charges in the Russian city, Savitsky will probably have access to plenty of books that Beloguzov hasn’t already read. …
Alexander Klepikov, the deputy director of the Arctic and Antarctic Research Institute, said of Savitsky and Beloguzov, “They are both professional scientists who have been working in our expeditions, spending yearlong seasons at the station. It is down to investigators to figure out what sparked the conflict, but both men are members of our team.”
Some reports suggest that alcohol was involved.
flicker@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Jury nullification.
mecfs@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If it’s in international waters, is that necessary?
psud@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It was on a Russian Antarctic base, why would international waters be a consideration?
DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
NTA
Dagnet@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Agreed. Had to block a friend on Facebook cause he would post updates with spoilers “wow, this part in X books where the main guy dies is amazing!”. People thought I was being too extreme, maybe I should have stabbed him
spittingimage@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ordinarily I’d say that was going too far, but it seems like the stab-ee was a repeat offender.
BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Please let me be on his jury.
I said, not guilty!
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Let me know you get to the part where….”
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Quick, someone check to see if his breath shows up in the cold air.
venoft@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I mean, I understand.
dumbass@leminal.space 11 months ago
I don’t are a problem here, not one bit.
MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Bored now.
Bull205@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I get it.
kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
What did you saw about my cooking?
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Like, fatally stabbed? That’s a bit much
But, you know, a flesh wound, a bit of an ouchy, something to make you think next time you open your goddamn mouth Kevin you ignorant waste of skin…
Yeah I’d say that’s reasonable
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nah. Not fatally.
weariedfae@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah but injuring the dude’s heart is way too far.
The appropriately-scaled reaction is to stab a pen into their arm. Or maybe a fork to the thigh if it’s accessible and it happens when you’re eating.
(J/k but like, barely)
MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
So wrong. Also world of tiers.