Anyone who icks over their partner having a little bit of harmless, dumb fun doesn't deserve their partner IMO
Anon catches her boyfriend in a private moment
Submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 1 year ago
Shalakushka@kbin.social 1 year ago
Using "the ick" unironically is way worse
Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nobody is gonna comment how weird it is that she went to his place unannounced and sneaked into his room to spy on him instead of ringing the door bell or calling for him when she enters?
morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
she has a key and didn’t want to wake him. It’s not weird if they’re close
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Absolutely. If you’re dating for 6+ months, you get keys and the expectation not to wake someone when they might be sleeping. Respecting boundaries is sexy as fuck.
Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She has a key, they are close and somehow she is doubting the relationship cause she saw him do silly things when he thought he was alone?
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Fake story, no real girl would potray themselves as a child in an image on 4chan
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I think you underestimate how degenerate women can be.
bastion@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Can confirm, encountered degenerate woman.
idiomaddict@feddit.de 1 year ago
OP doesn’t say they’re a woman
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
May I remind you Belle Delphine went all in on using weeb culture to get her success. Dunno if she has any actual affinity towards it. Also the amount of women showing off how “breedable” they are in some subreddits I’ve come across in the past.
stembolts@programming.dev 1 year ago
Add a Baby Yoda Oven mitt and I’m in.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Coming to get you, the hand is.
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You sick fuck
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
can confirm, this is some boredom shit.
bbb@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Fellas, is it icky to have an imagination?
c0ber@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
anon does not deserve him
Phen@lemmy.eco.br 1 year ago
I would have tried to scare him as the hand reaches him.
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
They should have immediately reached out their hand and run over saying “The hand is coming to get you!”
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m glad Stanley Spadowski found love
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I do this with my phone’s flashlight, projecting my hand onto the ceiling
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Fake: nobody on 4chan is in a relationship
Gay: there are no women on 4chan
nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Assuming this is real, this is probably some shit he used to do when he was a kid, maybe with his parents or older sibling or something, and he still occasionally does it because of nostalgia or habit. Maybe he only just then realized it was weird for an adult to do. I’m really reading a lot into this, but that was my first thought is all
knolord@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Honestly, that would be the most plausible explanation and for me at least that indicates a good father-son relationship, as this would be some shit my father would be doing with me when I was a toddler.
But I also assume that the actual OOP is hand guy and he imagines a potential partner catching him in the act.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We affectionately call this ‘The CLAW!!!’.
I had no idea why we did it… but it looks like it’s because of a wrestler back in the 80s called Baron von Raschke
I recommend everyone do this to children everywhere. They eat that shit up.
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MadBob@feddit.nl 1 year ago
It’s in a Jim Carrey film too, I seem to recall.