Anyone who icks over their partner having a little bit of harmless, dumb fun doesn't deserve their partner IMO
Anon catches her boyfriend in a private moment
Submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 11 months ago
Shalakushka@kbin.social 11 months ago
Using "the ick" unironically is way worse
Dagnet@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nobody is gonna comment how weird it is that she went to his place unannounced and sneaked into his room to spy on him instead of ringing the door bell or calling for him when she enters?
morrowind@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
she has a key and didn’t want to wake him. It’s not weird if they’re close
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Absolutely. If you’re dating for 6+ months, you get keys and the expectation not to wake someone when they might be sleeping. Respecting boundaries is sexy as fuck.
Dagnet@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She has a key, they are close and somehow she is doubting the relationship cause she saw him do silly things when he thought he was alone?
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Fake story, no real girl would potray themselves as a child in an image on 4chan
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I think you underestimate how degenerate women can be.
bastion@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Can confirm, encountered degenerate woman.
idiomaddict@feddit.de 11 months ago
OP doesn’t say they’re a woman
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
May I remind you Belle Delphine went all in on using weeb culture to get her success. Dunno if she has any actual affinity towards it. Also the amount of women showing off how “breedable” they are in some subreddits I’ve come across in the past.
stembolts@programming.dev 11 months ago
Add a Baby Yoda Oven mitt and I’m in.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Coming to get you, the hand is.
TheBat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You sick fuck
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
can confirm, this is some boredom shit.
bbb@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Fellas, is it icky to have an imagination?
c0ber@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
anon does not deserve him
Phen@lemmy.eco.br 11 months ago
I would have tried to scare him as the hand reaches him.
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
They should have immediately reached out their hand and run over saying “The hand is coming to get you!”
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m glad Stanley Spadowski found love
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I do this with my phone’s flashlight, projecting my hand onto the ceiling
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Fake: nobody on 4chan is in a relationship
Gay: there are no women on 4chan
nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Assuming this is real, this is probably some shit he used to do when he was a kid, maybe with his parents or older sibling or something, and he still occasionally does it because of nostalgia or habit. Maybe he only just then realized it was weird for an adult to do. I’m really reading a lot into this, but that was my first thought is all
knolord@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Honestly, that would be the most plausible explanation and for me at least that indicates a good father-son relationship, as this would be some shit my father would be doing with me when I was a toddler.
But I also assume that the actual OOP is hand guy and he imagines a potential partner catching him in the act.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We affectionately call this ‘The CLAW!!!’.
I had no idea why we did it… but it looks like it’s because of a wrestler back in the 80s called Baron von Raschke
I recommend everyone do this to children everywhere. They eat that shit up.
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MadBob@feddit.nl 11 months ago
It’s in a Jim Carrey film too, I seem to recall.