For real though look at Pietà up close. How tf did he do that. Dude was cooking.
Ball's in your court, Mikey.
Submitted 11 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah sure, but which would you rather have on your coffee table: a 7000-pound marble sculpture of toast coasters that go into toast coaster toaster holsters?
Marianna clearly wins.
mynachmadarch@kbin.social 11 months ago
I think the Pietà on my coffee table would be more of a conversation starter.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 11 months ago
I mean, but on the other hand, Jesus fucking Christ’s nipple (rock hard version)
JaN0h4ck@feddit.de 11 months ago
Bc it took him 2-3 years from start to finish.
KrankyKong@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sad. The toaster coaster took 2-3 hours from start to finish.
JayDee@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
No TV while being surrounded by the arts gets you cooking.
RidderSport@feddit.de 11 months ago
Can someone explain to me why you would put a coaster inside a toaster?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s not a toaster, it’s a toaster coaster holster.
RidderSport@feddit.de 11 months ago
That is a nice rhyme, I still don’t see the benefit though
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Because it looks like bread/toast
RidderSport@feddit.de 11 months ago
So this reserved is the origin of “if you’re brave enough”? Basically, cause it looks like the real thing, imma stick my dick in it?
letsgo@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Setup for one of those elf on a shelf gags?
jaybone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is she posting about herself in the third person?
captain_oni@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Captsin_oni thinks that’s very cringe
Snapz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Man… go easy on Mariana? You’re all a bunch of toaster coaster holster roasters
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 11 months ago
So username is It’s Marianna?
She’s talking about herself in third person?
Rolando@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Apparently a toaster coaster boaster poster. Roast her!
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 11 months ago
What kind of website would host a toaster coaster boaster poster? Most of us should ghost her, roast her and post here!
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This tickles me. Brings back Bojack memories.
SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s a-me, Mario!
byroon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Are those ceramic coasters? Terrible
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Especially since corkboard kind of looks like toast too…
bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I just use floppy disks
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What’s wrong with ceramic coasters? That’s what we use.
Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 11 months ago
stone/non-glazed ceramic works ok because it’s porous and absorbs the condensation. These look like glazed ceramic which won’t work well. In high humidity environments there’s so much water the coaster will start to stick to the glass or it’ll spill off onto the surface you are trying to protect, it’s just not ideal.
Best coasters I’ve found are rubber with a felt/fabric insert. They never move or stick to the glass and the felt has enough surface area to evaporate the water.
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Not to mention there’s only two per toaster
absentbird@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That is the usual number.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Michelangelo was only 15 when he beat the Shredder for the first time.
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Bernini was only 12 when he wrote the guitar solo in Stairway to Heaven.
DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
i would put the toast coaster into a toaster instead of the toaster coaster holder on accident
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
This could be straight out of Bob’s Burgers.
ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 11 months ago
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