I suppose saying “natural log” invalidates the last limerick - I’ll allow it.
Limericks
Submitted 5 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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wrig9547@lemm.ee 5 months ago
kogasa@programming.dev 5 months ago
It’s common to just use “log” in pure math, since nobody uses the base 10 log.
barsoap@lemm.ee 5 months ago
And everyone just uses “log” in CS because noone cares about the base.
hobovision@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Fair. Logs are natural unless otherwise specified. You wouldn’t put log(37) if you wanted base 10, you’d do log_10(37).
Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Instead of “Is the log” maybe you could say “Is nat-log”?
theroastedtoaster@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Or just pronounce it “lawn” like all my calculus instructors did
kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 5 months ago
“is natty log of the cube root of e”
barsoap@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Oldie but goodie:
< > ! * ’ ’ #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTEDWaka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH!“waka” didn’t gain popularity among people, at least not among any I ever heard about, usually it’s angle bracket. I’m quite partial to ‘tic’ and ‘tac’. The rest is standard or at least common, IMO | is pipe and {} braces. * is often called asterisk or star but splash is just better. And # is most definitely not “hashtag”. Here’s an overview of what’s out in the wild.
xor@infosec.pub 5 months ago
{ left mustache
} right mustache
VelvetGentleman@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Why does “kicking it up a notch” have to entail completely butchering the meter?
tegs_terry@feddit.uk 5 months ago
See top comment to kick your fury up a notch.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Not a fan of the second one. The first line doesn’t have enough syllables and the whole rhyme scheme requires that you mispronounce Z.
oyo@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Zee was zee long before posh English twats decided to say zed.
Source: my ass
Wilzax@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Zed technically came first. Greek Zeta -> French Zede -> English Zed.
But I’ll do anything to get away from French influence on my language
Wilzax@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“mispronounce” Z. Yeah no, anyone who calls it “Zed” are the ones mispronouncing it. Z rhymes with G, P, and V in the alphabet song. End of story.
NightAuthor@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Zeds dead
tegs_terry@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Good story, now back to reality, please.
mlc894@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I respectfully submit that the US should send tutors to teach English to our wayward Anglophone brothers.
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
No u
AppleMango@lemmy.world 5 months ago
While I am part of the ‘zed’ group, there is no “correct” pronounciation for anything because it all depends on accent and culture. Just embrace the diversity.
CPMSP@midwest.social 5 months ago
Pretty sure this is what an aneurysm feels like.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
4 + (6! - 0.5(12^2 + (403 + 1))) = 2(15^2)
Four plus the difference between The factorial of six and the mean Of twelve squared and four Hundred three (plus one more) Equals double the square of fifteen.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oh dear. That’s definitely going to summon something bad.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yea, like my highschool pre-calculus teacher
!This is a joke he was a great teacher!<
No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 5 months ago
As stated by cracked after hours
Math is the power to destroy nice things with logic
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 5 months ago
Man I loved that show
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Limerics are supposed to be filthy.
These are just limerish.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
These are the best poems I’ve ever read.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 months ago
3 × sqrt(4), or 6 like we call it the hood.
SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
5 and 11 are also called a hand and a span
istoff@lemmy.world 5 months ago
There once was a comic named Susan… #QI
KillerTofu@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Reminds me of the Math Song by Darkest of the Hillside Thickets.
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Roses are red
Euhler’s a hero
e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 months ago
What does all that have to do with the price of nantucket bucket?
CoolBeance@lemmy.world 5 months ago
When in doubt with alchemy Just recall the Rule of Three Thrice the same ingredient Forms an extract excellent
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 months ago
An Oxford professor named Hall
Possessed an octagonal ball
The square of its weight
Divided by eight
Was pi times the root of sod all