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- Comment on Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip 1 day ago:
you know what they say; seizure the day…
- Comment on Most normal police encounter in the news 1 day ago:
just get arrested a couple times…
- Comment on Most normal police encounter in the news 2 days ago:
probably routine traffic stop that revealed he had a warrant for a long history of smuggling things up his ass…
- Comment on i was the lead developer of this game 4 days ago:
i once rewrote this in quick basic in high school… nobody was impressed except my programming teacher…
- Comment on PUBG, the game that Fortnite copied, copies Fortnite by bringing back the battle royale shooter’s original map 2 weeks ago:
fortnight didn’t really invent “bring back old maps”
- Comment on Biden's call with Netanyahu halted immediate strike on Iran - report - I24NEWS 3 weeks ago:
while cool, it would be really nice if he could call them about palestine…
- Comment on US officials say Iran to launch 100 drones, dozens of missiles, report 3 weeks ago:
well that escalated…
- Comment on Anan La Italian BMT 4 weeks ago:
chri-sto-pher
- Comment on make passenger pigeons great again 4 weeks ago:
it starts with passenger pidgeons and dodos…
it ends with us as the dodos - Comment on What a feeling that was 5 weeks ago:
remember when someone patented the concept of having mini-games while it’s loading so almost no games have it?
also awesome… - Comment on Trump says Jews who support Democrats ‘hate Israel’ and ‘their religion.’ 1 month ago:
i wish it helped to document when he says horrible things… but his supporters have no principles anymore…
- Comment on Malaria 1 month ago:
nah, he took LSD, quit microsoft and started philanthropy…
- Comment on temperature 1 month ago:
i see you’re trolling so:
omg i am so mad at you for pretending to not understand the sentence i just posted or to look up the definition of water…
and to say that water without other things in it isn’t water… oh my gerd… so mad, kiddo… oh wee oh… so mad…
🎩 - Comment on temperature 1 month ago:
H2O is the chemical formula for water, which means that each of its molecules contains one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms
you’re probably confusing atom with molecule…
- Comment on temperature 1 month ago:
water is a molecule
- Comment on It's ok, we sigma now. 1 month ago:
i once ended a date by telling her alpha doesn’t make sense in humans and she wasn’t “alphaing” the conversation by talking more than me…
she abruptly beta-ed the fuck out of there. - Comment on Warner Bros. leave developers feeling "sick and dizzy" as more Adult Swim games are being delisted 1 month ago:
i heard that yes, many devs will be hosting the games elsewhere… but everyones saved data will be gone… i think restoring ownership would be tricky too…
also, it’s simple to transfer the data over, but WB refuses - Comment on 👁️👁️ Evolution 👁️👁️ 1 month ago:
no, actually they never existed and it’s just a stupid story
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- Comment on Canada summons Russian ambassador in protest of Alexei Navalny's death 2 months ago:
ah yes, let’s force them to all go to the same place at the same time…
- Comment on The Puzzling Testimony of Craig Wright, Self-Styled Inventor of Bitcoin 2 months ago:
this fucking guy… i hope they give him criminal charges after this…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
yes
- Comment on Exotic ‘dinosaur-like’ turtle that can bite through bone found in Cumbria 2 months ago:
i saw one of these in my local pond as a kid…
thought i was tripping but then the adults confirmed that was an alligator snapping turtle…
i even looked it up in the encyclopedia
for some reason, these things haunted me more than the actual alligators in florida - Comment on Russian Girl Jailed for Wearing Rainbow-Colored Earrings 3 months ago:
damn, somebody better warn the laws of physics and light diffraction…
… i hereby nominate a greyscale rainbow as a symbol of protest - Comment on How do I get over my ex? 3 months ago:
just kill a series of people that remind you of your ex… after about 10 the original breakup won’t matter anymore…
- Comment on What is the best way to freeze eggs? 3 months ago:
just pour them into an ice cube tray and freeze em that way…
- Comment on You can't block this ad 3 months ago:
❤️🔥
- Comment on Richard Simmons Says He Did Not Give Pauly Shore “Permission” for Biopic 3 months ago:
we, sadly, cannot…
