if you had to choose one

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• JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If a bear pisses in the woods, would Bear Grylls try to drink it before going back to his hotel for the night?

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only after telling you it’s the only way to survive in that part of the underpass.

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• ryan213@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No contest. I love drinking piss!

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  • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s sterile and I like the taste

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  • Got_Bent@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think that might be an option with at least two of the three

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    • philycheeze@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t know if I could beat Bear Grylls in a fight for a taste of piss.

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    • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Three of the three if you’re brave enough.

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• moistclump@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck, marry, kill. In that order.

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  • Neon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    fuck and marry, kill, kill

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• ramius345@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Grylls clearly. If I get thirsty he can piss it my mouth.

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• Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What is the deal with the bear thing? I’ve apparently been under a rock the last 2 weeks

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  • Revonult@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There was a post/meme asking women if they would prefer to be alone in a forest with a bear or male stranger. Idk if a real poll or what, but I have seen it saying most women prefer the bear. People came out of the woodwork talking about how dangerous bears are and why are they afraid of strange men to the point they started proving why women would would pick the bear.

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  • TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There is some kind of trend where a survey or something happened and women said they would rather go camping with an actual bear than a man, presumably because the man is more likely to rape or kill them or something.

    And when men say “what the fuck that bear is gonna maul your ass to death”, that is a gotcha opportunity to highlight how men don’t understand the constant threat women are under.

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  • lath@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s like the second coming of Harambe, only the kid is a woman, Harambe is a bear and the guy shooting Harambe is a guy.

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• rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It's incredibly difficult to pick between 1 and 2, even before the meme. On the one hand, bears. On the other, bears.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We can do both at once. We have the technology

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  Or, staying on an FX kick…

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Number one.

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Will Ryker comes obediently.

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• Son_of_dad@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The lower Bear is more of a twink

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