Still not the biggest a**hole in the solar system, that title goes to /u/spez.
Huh? It's not that big
Submitted 11 months ago by unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone to science_memes@mander.xyz
https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/8c42571b-d7bd-4a8b-9307-4ecf18a45805.png
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mihor@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone 11 months ago
eh. He caused people to give Lemmy a go, leading to the wonderful communities we have here, so he can’t be that bad
mihor@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Well every bad things also causes some good.
Except false vacuum decay.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 11 months ago
That’s giving him too much credit tbh
unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Somehow I think Hitler was worse than /u/spez
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Me: Do these pants make my ass look big?
Her: No
My ass:
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
There has to be a ‘your mom’ joke in there somewhere.
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Yeah. WAY up in there 🤪
ekZepp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I like Gas GIANTS and i cannot lie
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Oops, not a gas giant. Ice giants, ice giants, baby
multifariace@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Also, anus is a hole, rather than the whole for which songs are written.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
GYAT!
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 11 months ago
What’s this mean? I see this a lot.
Thorry84@feddit.nl 11 months ago
It’s young folk speak for ass.
Stick out your GYAT for the Rizzler.
I think the origin is people saying GYAT when they see a nice ass and then GYAT just became ass.
kyle@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Slang that went something like “god damn!” -> “gyat damn!” -> “gyat!”
Generally said when you see a big booty.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My understanding is that it’s an acronym for Girl Your Ass Thicc.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
it’s more like a shortend of GOD DAMN (in a context of ass)
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The word Uranus will never not be funny.
unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone 11 months ago
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
if the more common spelling is used
hexdream@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh, it’s a prison planet…
cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Wake me up when we find Urpenis, or “Planet X”
The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 11 months ago
I propose Penix as the name for Planet X if we’re gonna stay with the naughty bits theme.
cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
This is well thought out. I agree. Planet Penix.
unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Planet X will be what Mars is renamed to once Elon takes it over
Zerush@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Even the Ur anus is bigger
gapedanus@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
tate@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Remember that the volume goes like radius cubed. That image suggests about four times the radius. That means 64 times the volume. It’s not as simple though, as saying it has 64 times the mass. That’s… complicated.
qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 11 months ago
14.5 M⊕ (earth masses) to save you a search.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Nifty Unicode support is the only thing we like about the future
imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
✨️ density ✨️
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I hate when people say “twice as big” that they usually mean diameter. That crap doesn’t even make sense for circles.
unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone 11 months ago
I suppose volume is the best measurement of “big”
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Uranus and Neptune are a strange size.
Rocky planets/moons tend to be Earth’s size or smaller. Venus is a few boulders smaller than Earth, Mars is about half the size, Mercury even smaller, Titan and Ganymede are larger though less dense than Mercury, etc. And us humans have experienced the Earth up close so we have a handle on how big rocky bodies are.
Then there’s Jupiter and Saturn, the big ones that have storms the size of our planet, that hit the ceiling for how big a “planet” can be because if you keep adding mass they only get denser, not bigger around, until they light up and become a
Stars are a whole other ball game. Here we start playing those “zoom way the hell out” videos where we start at something familiar and then “here’s how big the Sun is compared to that, then here’s Betelgeuse, and then UY Scuti or however you spell it, then we get into supermassive black holes…” These are truly brain bending.
But Uranus and Neptune are what? 3 or 4 times the radius of Earth? Uranus is to Earth as Earth is to the Moon? It fits in your head; given a solid surface and acceptable gravity a human could walk around it within a lifetime. The confronting thing about Uranus and Neptune aren’t their brain bending size, but the fact that they ARE comprehensible as real places.
Ice giants are neat.