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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨PP_BOY_@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • NateNate60@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My mother would always just say “Fine then, don’t eat”, and then I’d get hungry later and she’d say that’s just too bad

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “If you don’t eat you’ll regret it!”

      “Slippery slope.”

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      • Baizey@feddit.dk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Because of the implications?

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    • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For me it would be “Fine then, dont eat” and then i wouldnt eat anything

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  • runswithjedi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • Xirup@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Appeal to emotion fallacy.

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      • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No one said they’d be sad about it.

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    " I own you, have absolute authority over you and don’t care about your opinion of it"

    “Oh a forum mod”

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      AMAB

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      • lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Even lemm.ee’s mods? That sucks.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She’s about to break both his arms.

    Then he’ll need his mommy.

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    • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Argumentum ad baculum

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Cum laudely.

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We’re on a different forum now.

      These days the kids can buy a machine that does (up to) 700 strokes per minute.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Different forum but the same people.

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I think it depends on the make, model and even the situation

        Different strokes for different folks

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    • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah yes, the mom with the good arms.

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  • Toes@ani.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I detect the the fallacist’s fallacy.

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    • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What about the phallus’s fallacy?

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  • ErgoPropterHo@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My porn acct name is finally relevant

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  • thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    it’s pro hoc, not cum hoc. which is to not say that it is not objectively, very funny.

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    • 4am@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ha ha your mom hock my cum every night thru my jorts lol gottem

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    • lapes@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correlation_does_not_imply_causation#

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      • nahuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        In this case, then, it would be pro hoc, since the crankiness comes after the not eating.

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    • Quik@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think you might mean “post hoc…” which is a more specific case of “cum hoc…” and sets focus on time/order of events

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Phallusy Fallacy: “You’re dick, therefore fuck you.”

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