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I wish to give this many fucks

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I beseech you to find articles in modern newspapers where people are described as whispering or speaking politely. Sounds wonderful.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “DID YOU OUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!” Dumbledore asked, calmly.

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      • thurstylark@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        DIDYOUPUTYORNAYMEINTHEGOBLETOFIYAH

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  • merari42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Angelo, the house is on fire! No mother it’s just the northern lights

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I definitely read “is it a bad fire, my good man?” In the voice of the Succulent Chinese Meal guy

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    • HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ah, I see you know your combustion well.

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ending sentences with “my good man” is very nice my friend.

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  • Blackout@kbin.run ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Little known fact, Angelo was the real life inspiration for the "This is fine" dog.

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  • kinsnik@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like that the fireman was so polite and whisper, so to not disturb him during his relax time

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  • Senseless@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Something similar happened to me as well. Though I didn’t sit in the bathtub but was playing on my PC and didn’t hear anyone knocking because of the headphones.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That must have been scary! Glad you’re ok!

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      • Senseless@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        tbh I was more like “Welp… need to wait outside then, I guess.”

        It was just a small fire because some dickhead burned a backpack on the basement for whatever reason. Not much smoke or anything.

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  • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How did they know about the song in Angelo’s heart?

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    • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      youtu.be/xNWhiXxdbWk

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  • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This sounds like the intro to a porno.

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  • arf@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I wish I had an ounce of this man’s chill

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The answer is drugs

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Back when everything in your home wasn’t so insanely flammable.

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    • orphiebaby@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      …In 1936?

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      • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Alright maybe not that long ago

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  • CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    January 27, 1936 was a Monday

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So this presumably happened on Jan. 25th.

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    • dan@upvote.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s likely the date the article was written, not the date it happened.

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      • CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh, yeah, you’re right. I didn’t even see “Saturday night” in the article lol. Whenever I see old dates I like looking up what day of the week it was on, just for fun.

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