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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I beseech you to find articles in modern newspapers where people are described as whispering or speaking politely. Sounds wonderful.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “DID YOU OUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!” Dumbledore asked, calmly.

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    • thurstylark@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      DIDYOUPUTYORNAYMEINTHEGOBLETOFIYAH

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• merari42@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Angelo, the house is on fire! No mother it’s just the northern lights

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• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I definitely read “is it a bad fire, my good man?” In the voice of the Succulent Chinese Meal guy

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  • HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ah, I see you know your combustion well.

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ending sentences with “my good man” is very nice my friend.

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• Blackout@kbin.run ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Little known fact, Angelo was the real life inspiration for the "This is fine" dog.

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• kinsnik@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I like that the fireman was so polite and whisper, so to not disturb him during his relax time

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• Senseless@feddit.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Something similar happened to me as well. Though I didn’t sit in the bathtub but was playing on my PC and didn’t hear anyone knocking because of the headphones.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That must have been scary! Glad you’re ok!

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    • Senseless@feddit.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      tbh I was more like “Welp… need to wait outside then, I guess.”

      It was just a small fire because some dickhead burned a backpack on the basement for whatever reason. Not much smoke or anything.

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How did they know about the song in Angelo’s heart?

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/xNWhiXxdbWk

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This sounds like the intro to a porno.

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• arf@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wish I had an ounce of this man’s chill

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  • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The answer is drugs

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Back when everything in your home wasn’t so insanely flammable.

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  • orphiebaby@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …In 1936?

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Alright maybe not that long ago

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• CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  January 27, 1936 was a Monday

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So this presumably happened on Jan. 25th.

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  • dan@upvote.au ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s likely the date the article was written, not the date it happened.

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    • CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh, yeah, you’re right. I didn’t even see “Saturday night” in the article lol. Whenever I see old dates I like looking up what day of the week it was on, just for fun.

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