rare example of real life shit post
Finally, someone to take care of the three frogs in my yard!
Submitted 7 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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probablynaked@lemmy.world 7 months ago
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
Confuse-A-Cat Limited
Incorporating
Amaze-A-Vole LTD.
Stun-A-Stoat LTD.
Puzzle-A-Puma LTD.
Startle-A-Thompson’s Gazelle LTD.
Bewilderebeest INC.
Distract-A-Bee
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Squirrel matador… If squirrels actually charged, I would pay to see this.
awwwyissss@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Baby, you can come over and juggle my frogs any time you want.
treefrog@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Actually, that’s just me. A frog that juggles regular things. I don’t juggle frogs, sorry.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
Those are some big-ass staples.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I think that’s the normal size for ass-staples. Unusual to hang a sign with them, though.
nyctre@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Looks more like something tied around the pole to me
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Guess it’s in Wakefield, UK
Nfamwap@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m going with Australia
bruhduh@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Boys are back in town
tacotroubles@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I was a chicken tender for a few years
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Better ketchup to the present.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
please don’t
marcos@lemmy.world 7 months ago
1800-800-OLÉ
It would be funnier if they all had the same number.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I don’t know, do you really want a mole catcher who moonlights as a chicken whisperer?
cdf12345@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Hard yes.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
They may not be the one I want, but they are the one I need.
dream_weasel@iusearchlinux.fyi 7 months ago
Or at least the same number of numbers.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I should call them, I got a bunch of squirrels that need to be given the bull treatment