Finally, someone to take care of the three frogs in my yard!

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  1800-800-OLÉ

  It would be funnier if they all had the same number.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know, do you really want a mole catcher who moonlights as a chicken whisperer?

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    • cdf12345@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hard yes.

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They may not be the one I want, but they are the one I need.

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  • dream_weasel@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or at least the same number of numbers.

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I should call them, I got a bunch of squirrels that need to be given the bull treatment

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• probablynaked@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  rare example of real life shit post

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• pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Confuse-A-Cat Limited

  Incorporating

  Amaze-A-Vole LTD.

  Stun-A-Stoat LTD.

  Puzzle-A-Puma LTD.

  Startle-A-Thompson’s Gazelle LTD.

  Bewilderebeest INC.

  Distract-A-Bee

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Squirrel matador… If squirrels actually charged, I would pay to see this.

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• awwwyissss@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Baby, you can come over and juggle my frogs any time you want.

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• treefrog@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Actually, that’s just me. A frog that juggles regular things. I don’t juggle frogs, sorry.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Those are some big-ass staples.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think that’s the normal size for ass-staples. Unusual to hang a sign with them, though.

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  • nyctre@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks more like something tied around the pole to me

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• altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Guess it’s in Wakefield, UK

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  • Nfamwap@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m going with Australia

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Boys are back in town

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• tacotroubles@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was a chicken tender for a few years

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  • SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Better ketchup to the present.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  please don’t

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