The lack of separation between the toes indicating socks stayed on and no grip marks means it could’ve been worse. When you get that irresistible feel that you have to remove all clothing is when you’re in for a life changing experience.
Downward log?
Submitted 7 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 7 months ago
Nfamwap@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Pro tip: get a small folding stool to place your feet on. Straightens out the old poo pipe
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Isn’t that what that blue thing is to the right of the toilet?
HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I don’t see anything to clench teeth on…rookie mistake!
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
A roll of tp
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You’re all alone, scared, sweating, fuckin’ leg shaking, dreading having to reach back there, and, indeed, you know it’s your life on the line. I’ve only been on that battlefield once in my life and I gotta say, it changes you. Hopefully it also changes your diet.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I’ll try to eat less norovirus in the future
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Definitely a shit post
GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 months ago
A Lemmy shit post
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Bro was about to shit himself to space
scarilog@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Gold title right there
pyrflie@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Your hands were open it can’t have been too bad. Grip marks and pulled threads would have been worrying.
Orbituary@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Been there
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 7 months ago
I remember when the rumbly tummy pain last hit, I was sure I was done and went to lay down in the tub until the pain subsided and then went back to the can for awhile. Call it half-time.
dragontangram88@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Hopefully this isn’t someone testing out a new dance move. Twerking toilets does not need to be the next big TikTok event.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 months ago
You guys don’t have a Squatty Potty?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
They have a step stool which can get the same results. I have a similar setup.
slowwooderrunsdeep@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Hell yeah, it’s my stool stool
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Same shit (pun intended)
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I think we’ve all had that one where you needed to push with your calves, triceps and eyelids.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Push? Naw. But I’ve had food poisoning and you feel like you need to hold on to something nailed down.
Then, as a fun side quest, you start vomiting too. Forward lean, trashcan ahead, Jesus take the wheel
the_third@feddit.de 7 months ago
You, sir, have a way with words.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
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Rusty@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I never had anything like this, you people need to eat more vegetables.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 months ago
This is the same as the people who always suggest you drink more water without actually knowing anything about the situation.