Downward log?

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think we’ve all had that one where you needed to push with your calves, triceps and eyelids.

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Push? Naw. But I’ve had food poisoning and you feel like you need to hold on to something nailed down.

    Then, as a fun side quest, you start vomiting too. Forward lean, trashcan ahead, Jesus take the wheel

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    • the_third@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You, sir, have a way with words.

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I never had anything like this, you people need to eat more vegetables.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is the same as the people who always suggest you drink more water without actually knowing anything about the situation.

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• ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The lack of separation between the toes indicating socks stayed on and no grip marks means it could’ve been worse. When you get that irresistible feel that you have to remove all clothing is when you’re in for a life changing experience.

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• Nfamwap@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pro tip: get a small folding stool to place your feet on. Straightens out the old poo pipe

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  • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Isn’t that what that blue thing is to the right of the toilet?

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    • eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah that’s a TV dinner tray

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• HoustonHenry@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t see anything to clench teeth on…rookie mistake!

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A roll of tp

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• Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re all alone, scared, sweating, fuckin’ leg shaking, dreading having to reach back there, and, indeed, you know it’s your life on the line. I’ve only been on that battlefield once in my life and I gotta say, it changes you. Hopefully it also changes your diet.

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll try to eat less norovirus in the future

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• WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Definitely a shit post

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A Lemmy shit post

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• Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bro was about to shit himself to space

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• scarilog@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gold title right there

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• pyrflie@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your hands were open it can’t have been too bad. Grip marks and pulled threads would have been worrying.

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• Orbituary@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Been there

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• FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I remember when the rumbly tummy pain last hit, I was sure I was done and went to lay down in the tub until the pain subsided and then went back to the can for awhile. Call it half-time.

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• dragontangram88@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hopefully this isn’t someone testing out a new dance move. Twerking toilets does not need to be the next big TikTok event.

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  • Daxtron2@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I take it you haven’t seen skibid toilet

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    • dragontangram88@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That what?

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• pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You guys don’t have a Squatty Potty?

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They have a step stool which can get the same results. I have a similar setup.

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    • slowwooderrunsdeep@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hell yeah, it’s my stool stool

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    • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same shit (pun intended)

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