The lack of separation between the toes indicating socks stayed on and no grip marks means it could’ve been worse. When you get that irresistible feel that you have to remove all clothing is when you’re in for a life changing experience.
Downward log?
Submitted 1 year ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 1 year ago
Nfamwap@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pro tip: get a small folding stool to place your feet on. Straightens out the old poo pipe
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Isn’t that what that blue thing is to the right of the toilet?
HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t see anything to clench teeth on…rookie mistake!
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
A roll of tp
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re all alone, scared, sweating, fuckin’ leg shaking, dreading having to reach back there, and, indeed, you know it’s your life on the line. I’ve only been on that battlefield once in my life and I gotta say, it changes you. Hopefully it also changes your diet.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’ll try to eat less norovirus in the future
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Definitely a shit post
GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A Lemmy shit post
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bro was about to shit himself to space
scarilog@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Gold title right there
pyrflie@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Your hands were open it can’t have been too bad. Grip marks and pulled threads would have been worrying.
Orbituary@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Been there
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I remember when the rumbly tummy pain last hit, I was sure I was done and went to lay down in the tub until the pain subsided and then went back to the can for awhile. Call it half-time.
dragontangram88@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hopefully this isn’t someone testing out a new dance move. Twerking toilets does not need to be the next big TikTok event.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 year ago
You guys don’t have a Squatty Potty?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
They have a step stool which can get the same results. I have a similar setup.
slowwooderrunsdeep@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hell yeah, it’s my stool stool
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Same shit (pun intended)
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I think we’ve all had that one where you needed to push with your calves, triceps and eyelids.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Push? Naw. But I’ve had food poisoning and you feel like you need to hold on to something nailed down.
Then, as a fun side quest, you start vomiting too. Forward lean, trashcan ahead, Jesus take the wheel
the_third@feddit.de 1 year ago
You, sir, have a way with words.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
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Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I never had anything like this, you people need to eat more vegetables.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 year ago
This is the same as the people who always suggest you drink more water without actually knowing anything about the situation.