I’ve never been close to fighting a fast food worker so I’m fine with this. No one can say they weren’t warned.
Putting the pop in popcorn chicken
Submitted 7 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
pigup@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If people who fight in public could read, they’d be very upset
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I have to fight them off constantly due to their managers forcing them to upsell. I have to grab my two knuckle buster tasers, arms outstretched, and spin ferociously until they back away fearing my impressive RPM.
/J ofc
shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I fight them nearly every day 😭
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Username checks out?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
There is nothing less American than thinking before you speak. Don’t tell me the fuck what to do!
CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Oh, okay, sure.
Popeyes employee: 😊🤜
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Reminds me of a sketch comedy video on YouTube where popeyes is scouting out a new location in the worst neighborhood possible and some gangsters threaten them at gunpoint until the popeyes employee informs him of who he is messing with.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I hope that sketch wasn’t done by white people, because “black people love their fried chicken” is kind of racist…
JeffreyOrange@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Good thinking to get offended before preventively. Really well prepared guy.
ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 7 months ago
it’s RDCWorld
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Who said the gangsters were black? It was Al Capone. Racist.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 7 months ago
In that hypothetical would the gangster not also be white?
WhoPutDisHere@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
Wouldn’t “Putting the Pop in Popeyes” make more sense and less hassle?
Too on the nose? Low hanging fruit?
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I’m gonna pop your eyes off
CatZoomies@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Wild Tobey appeared: “I’m gonna put some pop in your eyes.”
stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 7 months ago
Only the best and brightest minds running popeyes.
Surely engaging with a seemingly combative and offensive crowd with threats will be the most effective.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You…you think this is real don’t you?
OsaErisXero@kbin.run 7 months ago
I wanted it to be real :(
stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 7 months ago
Damn it, should’ve checked the community
What a FOOL
Davidchan@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
You’ve never been to Popeyes have you?
stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 7 months ago
Many a time, Popeyes is life unless you like that taco bell fried chicken “KFC”
KevonLooney@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Probably will. I don’t think this is a good idea for liability reasons, but people who threaten retail workers are usually cowards. Or crazy, but mostly cowards.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
"…and we post our best fights on TikTok! "
Desistance@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s Popeyes, that was never in question.
Slowy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
At this price point he can hit
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Make sure you order spinach
sramder@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I just go around pinning these to random cash registers like kick-me signs.
lqdrchrd@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Honestly, if the dude taking my order at Popeyes doesn’t look like he’s already killed me in his head three times, then I don’t want it