Putting the pop in popcorn chicken

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• lqdrchrd@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Honestly, if the dude taking my order at Popeyes doesn’t look like he’s already killed me in his head three times, then I don’t want it

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ve never been close to fighting a fast food worker so I’m fine with this. No one can say they weren’t warned.

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  • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If people who fight in public could read, they’d be very upset

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  • BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have to fight them off constantly due to their managers forcing them to upsell. I have to grab my two knuckle buster tasers, arms outstretched, and spin ferociously until they back away fearing my impressive RPM.

    /J ofc

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  • shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I fight them nearly every day 😭

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    • SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Username checks out?

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There is nothing less American than thinking before you speak. Don’t tell me the fuck what to do!

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  • CCF_100@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh, okay, sure.

    Popeyes employee: 😊🤜

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• FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Reminds me of a sketch comedy video on YouTube where popeyes is scouting out a new location in the worst neighborhood possible and some gangsters threaten them at gunpoint until the popeyes employee informs him of who he is messing with.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I hope that sketch wasn’t done by white people, because “black people love their fried chicken” is kind of racist…

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    • JeffreyOrange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Good thinking to get offended before preventively. Really well prepared guy.

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    • ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      it’s RDCWorld

      youtu.be/wcvvT8rrVbI

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Who said the gangsters were black? It was Al Capone. Racist.

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    • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In that hypothetical would the gangster not also be white?

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• WhoPutDisHere@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t “Putting the Pop in Popeyes” make more sense and less hassle?

  Too on the nose? Low hanging fruit?

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  • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m gonna pop your eyes off

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    • CatZoomies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wild Tobey appeared: “I’m gonna put some pop in your eyes.”

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• stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Only the best and brightest minds running popeyes.

  Surely engaging with a seemingly combative and offensive crowd with threats will be the most effective.

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You…you think this is real don’t you?

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    • OsaErisXero@kbin.run ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I wanted it to be real :(

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    • stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Damn it, should’ve checked the community

      What a FOOL

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  • Davidchan@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’ve never been to Popeyes have you?

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    • stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Many a time, Popeyes is life unless you like that taco bell fried chicken “KFC”

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  • KevonLooney@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Probably will. I don’t think this is a good idea for liability reasons, but people who threaten retail workers are usually cowards. Or crazy, but mostly cowards.

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      "…and we post our best fights on TikTok! "

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• Desistance@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s Popeyes, that was never in question.

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• Slowy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  At this price point he can hit

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Make sure you order spinach

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• sramder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I just go around pinning these to random cash registers like kick-me signs.

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