“Why is the apecuck so wet there’s no water here!”
Stamina Exploit
Submitted 1 year ago by DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Dasnap@lemmy.world 1 year ago
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
“I don’t want to live on the planet anymore” - all the extinct animals killed off by humans.
mac@infosec.pub 1 year ago
They left and joined a different server with better moderation.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
!outside@lemmy.world
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Been reading the “Deathworlders” novel. Earth is a Level-12 “deathworld”. Too impossibly dangerous for sentient life to evolve on a Level-10. Gravity, parasites, bacteria, fungi, viruses, predators, solar radiation, extreme heat and cold, tectonic activity, tornadoes, hurricanes, all that.
Rest of the galaxy wrote us off as too dangerous to even investigate. And besides, there can’t be intelligent life there.
Until Kevin chimps out on a space station…
deathworlders.com/…/chapter-00-kevin-jenkins-expe…
Free book, kinda like a FOSS story, if you will, but not fan fiction either. Getting a little odd several thousand pages in, but I’m hanging in for the last 800 pages (out of 10,000+).
Google “humans fuck yeah” or “HFY” for more fiction along these lines.
mac@infosec.pub 1 year ago
This is great, I also love that it’s just a website. Definitely going to give it a read!
VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’ll have to check this out, thank you
MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 year ago
Ah yeah, the Predators of that universe attacking a footbal stadion.
scytale@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Apeman is the It Follows monster of the animal kingdom.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Get good or get domesticated
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 1 year ago
get good or get dommed
Spendrill@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Bitch please, I get out of breath walking to the fridge.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 1 year ago
these boots are made for walking
MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 year ago
F tier? Ability to throw pointy sticks without cost to themselves is a pretty big deal!
0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Are humans megafauna?
MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 year ago
Foxes aren’t, but i think wolves are? Anyone knows where the “mega” starts?
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 year ago
You believe this shit? It’s all just a scam by the big museum of natural history. Wake up sheeple!
VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I don’t think we ever successfully hunted, it was all Sarah Palin aliens hanging out their ufos with semi-auto plasma rifles.
SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
This guy definitely watches TierZoo.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 year ago
hax
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 year ago
See the interesting thing is African megafauna evolved to be able to somewhat counterplay this, that’s why they ain’t extinct like megafauna everywhere else ended up going.
The horse was indigenous to North America before it was hunted to extinction there, making the age of exploration inadvertently one of the first ever native species repopulation projects.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Source? Not that I’m not believing what you said, but rather is the first time I’ve read about this and I would like to read some more.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 year ago
www.nps.gov/articles/000/ancient-horse.htm#:~:tex….
DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 1 year ago
I didn’t know about the horse thing, I’m assuming they didn’t consider them as transportation?
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Too small at the time, it took a concerted breeding program for ancient steppe peoples to first breed horses able to pull chariots, and then big enough to be ridden.
Humans have been migrating over the world for tens of thousands of years and yet the horse was first able to be used for transportation about 4 thousand years ago.
www.nps.gov/articles/000/ancient-horse.htm#:~:tex….