Comment on Anon dates a clown

Borger@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  nothing ever happens.

  surely the woman that got dressed up made up etc before the dude comes over could put a pie in a drawer

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  • Batman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I think the pies they use to smack your face are usually just whip cream too

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    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Whip cream on a flexible paper plate, yes.

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      • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I usually use key lime pies in a borosilicate pie plate. Blood really goes well with the tartness of the limes.

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• Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I have a drawer i keep the things that stop cream pies in.

  They never leave the drawe

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  • dwindling7373@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Action figures?

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    • Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Necrons

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      • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        By the emperor…!

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  • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That was so fine. Top notch.

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• Artyom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I mean, they are a professional clown, they prpbablyhave weirder drawers.

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• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Speak for yourself. I keep mine in a safe.

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  • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s just responsible pie ownership

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• Default_Defect@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You don’t?

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