Comment on Blessica Blimpson

• accideath@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Or whose last name is Blimpson.

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  • IcyToes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I don’t think you can “knock up” a guy.

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    • accideath@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.

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    • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Not with that attitude.

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      you can certainly try

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    • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      With a mace everything is possible.

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      • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        And malice

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    • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I mean, you can knock up a trans guy

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    • Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Damn :(

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• Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  someone who likes the name Blessica

  I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”

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  • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Blive, blaugh, blove

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      To… blave…

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      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Blilly Blystal

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    • MadhuGururajan@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Is that you scoob?

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      • InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Ruh roh

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.

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  • bluewing@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s a crunchy mom?

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”

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