Yes. But also: Blessica Blimpson.
Comment on Blessica Blimpson
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.
Ok…
The name Blessica sucks.
JayDee@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I think It worked, I have no idea who Jessica Simpson is, is it Homer Simpson’s sister or something?
mr_satan@monyet.cc 1 month ago
She just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I think you mean the bleginning
M137@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think the idea is that it begins with “Bless”. It’s not a good idea at all, but pretty sure that’s what it is.
watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
accideath@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I don’t think you can “knock up” a guy.
accideath@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Not with that attitude.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
you can certainly try
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 month ago
With a mace everything is possible.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I mean, you can knock up a trans guy
Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 month ago
Damn :(
Rolando@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Blive, blaugh, blove
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
To… blave…
MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 1 month ago
Is that you scoob?
wjrii@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
bluewing@lemm.ee 1 month ago
That’s a crunchy mom?
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”