Yes. But also: Blessica Blimpson.
Comment on Blessica Blimpson
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.
Ok…
The name Blessica sucks.
JayDee@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Rusty@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I think It worked, I have no idea who Jessica Simpson is, is it Homer Simpson’s sister or something?
mr_satan@monyet.cc 11 months ago
She just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I think you mean the bleginning
M137@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think the idea is that it begins with “Bless”. It’s not a good idea at all, but pretty sure that’s what it is.
watson387@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
accideath@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I don’t think you can “knock up” a guy.
accideath@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Not with that attitude.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
you can certainly try
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 11 months ago
With a mace everything is possible.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
I mean, you can knock up a trans guy
Jimbo@yiffit.net 11 months ago
Damn :(
Rolando@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Blive, blaugh, blove
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
To… blave…
MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 11 months ago
Is that you scoob?
wjrii@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
bluewing@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That’s a crunchy mom?
slaacaa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”