Comment on Tough Shit

problematicPanther@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “AI,” what should I do about being constipated?

  Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

  source

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.

    source

    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As a CNA? Your RNs were lazy.

      source

      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Eh, they were definitely lazy lol.

        It wasn’t unusual though. I don’t think I ever saw an RN do one.

        One nursing home had us doing foleys, and I’ve started IVs and other stuff that was absolutely not supposed to be done by CNAs.

        source

        • -> View More Comments
  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your rectum stretches anyway. It’s actually kind of like a big stretchy poop bag. You’re thinking anus. -nurse

    source
  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Be brave and reach in.

    source
• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey Alexa, please examine my rectum

  source

  • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What you need is a smart pipe

    source

    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can’t watch the video right now, but I watched the first few seconds on mute, and I think I get the jist.

      Honestly, I would not be surprised if there is soon (or even already) a fancy ass smart toilet claiming to analyze your health via poops

      source

      • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It takes a twist that you wont see coming at all. It’s definitely worth a watch.

        source
    • LongLive@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ - cleaned link. zapier.com/blog/how-to-clean-urls/ zapier.com/blog/how-to-clean-urls/

      source
• desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  good, it beats the incompetent assholes that just tell you not to do things when you ask them how to do them just because they are harmful.

  source

  • LazaroFilm@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t tell people not to do things. It’s harmful.

    source
• Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thank god for that.

  Imagine if LLM were made in Oxford in the 1950’s.

  It be trained on the fucking Iliad and Shakespeare.

  source

  • yogurtwrong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thankfully it’s being trained on some real intellectual discourse like your rectum getting stretched out by rock hard shit instead of that garbage

    source

    • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thou art wise as thou art beautiful

      source

      • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Shall I compare thee to an overstretched rectum? Thou are less loose and more temperate.

        source
  • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I doth say, that would be low-key verily lit

    source
  • problematicPanther@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, we’re only a few years away from some hemingway books being in the public domain. We could have had some LLMs trained on that.

    source