Hey Alexa, please examine my rectum
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problematicPanther@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This is what we’re training LLMs on.
ddplf@szmer.info 2 days ago
BakerBagel@midwest.social 2 days ago
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Can’t watch the video right now, but I watched the first few seconds on mute, and I think I get the jist.
Honestly, I would not be surprised if there is soon (or even already) a fancy ass smart toilet claiming to analyze your health via poops
BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 day ago
It takes a twist that you wont see coming at all. It’s definitely worth a watch.
LongLive@lemmy.world 1 day ago
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
good, it beats the incompetent assholes that just tell you not to do things when you ask them how to do them just because they are harmful.
LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Don’t tell people not to do things. It’s harmful.
Wanderer@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Thank god for that.
Imagine if LLM were made in Oxford in the 1950’s.
It be trained on the fucking Iliad and Shakespeare.
yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Thankfully it’s being trained on some real intellectual discourse like your rectum getting stretched out by rock hard shit instead of that garbage
Wanderer@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Thou art wise as thou art beautiful
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Shall I compare thee to an overstretched rectum? Thou are less loose and more temperate.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I doth say, that would be low-key verily lit
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I mean, we’re only a few years away from some hemingway books being in the public domain. We could have had some LLMs trained on that.
N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
“AI,” what should I do about being constipated?
Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
That is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 day ago
As a CNA? Your RNs were lazy.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Eh, they were definitely lazy lol.
It wasn’t unusual though. I don’t think I ever saw an RN do one.
One nursing home had us doing foleys, and I’ve started IVs and other stuff that was absolutely not supposed to be done by CNAs.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Your rectum stretches anyway. It’s actually kind of like a big stretchy poop bag. You’re thinking anus. -nurse
JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 day ago
Be brave and reach in.