Damn, this guy crimes. I’m impressed.
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Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Snowcano@startrek.website 2 months ago
It’s from the movie Snatch. Banger of a classic!
ben_dover@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
– Snatch
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Someone else posted the same comment 4 hours before.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’m not sure how I didn’t notice that but thanks.
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
I think getting teeth out of a dead body’s skull would be more difficult and shittier than sifting through the pig shit afterwards.
Sixteen pigs? Farm animals are expensive and so are farms. I’m sure pigs are a good way to dispose of a body but if you’re that well off, surely there are even more foolproof methods available.
BigPotato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Someone has never seen Snatch, have they?
teamevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nails…the pigs don’t digest nails
frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Do you know what “nemesis” means?
ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt; me.”
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“Horrible star trek movie”?
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
So you call yourself fuxk spez yet you kust copy/paste your comments from older comments in the same thread?
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I copied and pasted my comment from IMDb and then discovered someone else had already posted it. If I was that lazy I wouldn’t have bothered removing the other person’s line breaks.
rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Second best monolog in that movie. The Desert Eagle vs Replica scene is still my favorite.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I like the part when Brad Pitt says “aslkdjhgfaledkjfhgawserlfkjhawuigh?”
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 months ago
pwikenlebleuformmemem
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
youtu.be/i93SR5OG058